While the Commissioner can guarantee Omaha's survey times will never again be revealed, Omaha will have to accept that surveillance by drones will be with every American forever. This is because of the threat of Islamists, Buddhists, Atheists, Non-Christians, Catholics, Liberals, Europhiles, Socialists...
He has, from very good sources, that your particular drone is from the State of Nebraska. Apparently they have detected a small pocket of liberal thought in your neighborhood.
We must be vigilant!!
Commissioner,
President for Life, and
Professor Emeritus
Michael R. O'Leary
