Saturday, October 26, 2013

Omaha is Okay, For Him

We have on good authority that Omaha is fine, but his 1988 computer, gas-fired we believe, has added its last list for him. While Karen has a new fangled iPad, she won't let him use it, for obvious reasons. Cuz has been assured that he will be up and running with a new computer this week, however, the techies are having a difficult time getting it to run on Windows 95, as Omaha insisted. If he is forced to learn a newer windows system, it could be a long, hard slog before he rejoins the fray.

We noticed that he took quite a bit of time making his picks this week and that his ip address changed twice during the process, a very suspicious event. There has been rumors that he suffered an electro-magnetic drone hit on his antiquated computer, which, because of its age, could not be tracked by the NSA.

Meanwhile, the Commissioner has enacted his powers under the super-secret War Powers Act to redact posts of a suspicious nature from members of a suspicious nature, starting with Kevin's last post. Rest assured that redaction is intended to protect the innocent, ferret out the treasonous, and inflict damage on the enemies of America and the League.

In other news, Mike has started a new, wildly popular series called "First World Problems: Florida."

Here is his first wildly popular effort: