Owners:
It seems the Commish hired three Guatemalans and two squirrels to do some yard work at the home office. One such task was taking down a tree. Upon inspection of the felled tree, the two squirrels noticed that more than the tree came down. The Commish is temporarily out of phone and internet communication. The house was spared. The situation will be rectified by friday. Please bear with the inconvenience. Personally, it could not have come during a better week of picking winners.
Two of the Guatemalans were treated and released. The Commish is currently negotiating a discount for the "work" done.
The Defender
