How about some poetry.

To correct some errors I tried.
I can not tell a lie.
I should be 11-5.

I may be a few points out but at least I can claim the moral high ground. I wonder if "The Defender*" can say the same.

Also Ed should be 10-6.

By the way, Ed is constantly trashing the Pats. He is becoming insufferable to live with. Be thankful he does not post here.