SeanO:
Seahawks
Bills
Bears
Raiders
Steelers
Ravens
Jets
Falcons
Panthers
Saints
Broncos
Niners
Cowboys
Packers
Pats
Chargers
Bran&Ryan:
Seahawks
Bills
Bears
Raiders
Steelers
Ravens
Jets
Texans
Panthers
Saints
Broncos
niners
cowboys
packers
pats
chargers
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Week 12 Results and Stats, version 3
The Commissioner's strategy of purposely making addition errors to test the honesty of the community and strengthen the use of the GoZone is working very well. Below is the new, and perhaps final, stats for week 12.
How about some poetry.
To correct some errors I tried.
I can not tell a lie.
I should be 11-5.
I may be a few points out but at least I can claim the moral high ground. I wonder if "The Defender*" can say the same.
Also Ed should be 10-6.
By the way, Ed is constantly trashing the Pats. He is becoming insufferable to live with. Be thankful he does not post here.
To correct some errors I tried.
I can not tell a lie.
I should be 11-5.
I may be a few points out but at least I can claim the moral high ground. I wonder if "The Defender*" can say the same.
Also Ed should be 10-6.
By the way, Ed is constantly trashing the Pats. He is becoming insufferable to live with. Be thankful he does not post here.
Week 12 Observations
1. Scott Rules the Week (Again). Scott is on fire! He followed last week’s winning average with this week’s as well, going 14-2.
2. The Commish Rebounds. He went 0-3 on Turkey Day and lost the first game on Sunday, but bounced backwith only one loss the rest of the way.
3. Ed is Still a KaKa Head. Yes, for the umpteenth time, Ed picked against the Patriots. We’ll never know why because he neither answers his phone or returns e-mail, but for some reason he continues to pick against the Pats. And he has a degree in history!
4. Picks of the Week. Kate and Luke get the POW honors, picking the Redskins over the Seahawks.
5. Turkey Picks of the Week. Kate for picking the Chiefs (and I gave her 3 chances to change that!), Luke for picking the Bills (although that could have been a great pick!), Of course Ed for his Eagles pick, Bran and Ryan for the Bears pick, and Luke again for his Browns pick (although that one too was very close). The final Turkey Pick was Sean for his Bucs pick. That team has tanked with a much more difficult schedule than last year.
6. JoJo Still Rules. Jo has a one point lead on the Prince of Darkness 128-127. The Commish is next with 125 and Patrick and Wayne are tied with 124. With 5 games remaining, time is getting short to make up points, but the way Scott is going, he might soon be in the running.
Week 13 Schedule (Complete)
NFL Game Odds 12/1 - 12/5, 2011
Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog | Total | Money Odds |
12/1 8:20 ET | Philadelphia | -3 | At Seattle | 43.5 | -$150 +$130 |
12/4 1:00 ET | At Buffalo | -1.5 | Tennessee | 42.5 | -$125 +$105 |
12/4 1:00 ET | At Chicago | -7.5 | Kansas City | 36.5 | -$340 +$280 |
12/4 1:00 ET | At Miami | -3 | Oakland | 43 | -$150 +$130 |
12/4 1:00 ET | At Pittsburgh | -6.5 | Cincinnati | 42 | -$280 +$240 |
12/4 4:05 ET | Baltimore | -6.5 | At Cleveland | 37.5 | -$280 +$240 |
12/4 1:00 ET | NY Jets | -3 | At Washington | 38 | -$160 +$140 |
12/4 1:00 ET | Atlanta | -2.5 | At Houston | 38.5 | -$145 +$125 |
12/4 1:00 ET | At Tampa Bay | -3.5 | Carolina | 48 | -$185 +$165 |
12/4 8:30 ET | At New Orleans | -8.5 | Detroit | 54 | -$430 +$355 |
12/4 1:00 ET | At Minnesota | -1 | Denver | 37.5 | -$120 +$100 |
12/4 4:15 ET | At San Francisco | -13 | St. Louis | 37.5 | -$750 +$550 |
12/4 4:15 ET | Dallas | -4.5 | At Arizona | 45.5 | -$220 +$190 |
12/4 4:15 ET | Green Bay | -7 | At NY Giants | 53 | -$330 +$270 |
12/4 1:00 ET | At New England | -20.5 | Indianapolis | 49.5 | -$2750 +$1500 |
Monday Night Football Odds
12/5 8:35 ET | San Diego | -2.5 | At Jacksonville | 39 | -$145 +$125 |
Week 13 Schedule (Alternative)
SD @ JAC
PHI @ SEA
OAK @ MIA
TEN @ BUF
KC @ CHI
DEN @ MIN
NYJ @ WAS
CIN @ PIT
ATL @ HOU
CAR @ TB
IND @ NE
BAL @ CLE
DAL @ ARI
GB @ NYG
STL @ SF
DET @ NO
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Errors
We here in Manchester wholeheartedly approve of our new standings.
.............................BUT Wayne had Jacksonville over Houston.
.............................BUT Wayne had Jacksonville over Houston.
Week 12 Results and Stats
The Commissioner apologizes for the late posting of these statistics. He incurred a wrenched back and severe muscle spasms apparently brought on by long hours of watching football on Thanksgiving. The injury had nothing to do with his early evening fall, according to league sources.
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Week 12
Pat's Picks
Texans
Jets
Bengals
Falcons
Cardinals
Panthers
Titans
Raiders
Seahawks
Chargers
Patriots
Steelers
Saints
Ed's Picks
Texans
Jets
Bengals
Falcons
Cardinals
Panthers
Titans
Da Bears
Seahawks
Broncos
Eagles
Steelers
Saints
Texans
Jets
Bengals
Falcons
Cardinals
Panthers
Titans
Raiders
Seahawks
Chargers
Patriots
Steelers
Saints
Ed's Picks
Texans
Jets
Bengals
Falcons
Cardinals
Panthers
Titans
Da Bears
Seahawks
Broncos
Eagles
Steelers
Saints
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
week 12 pix
SeanO:
Packers
Cowboys
Ravens
Rams
Jets
Falcons
Panthers
Bucs
Jags
Bungles
Raiders
Seahawks
Chargers
Pats
Steelers
Saints
Bran&Ryan:
Packers
Cowboys
Ravens
Rams
Jets
Falcons
Panthers
Titans
Jags
Bungles
Bears
Seahawks
Chargers
Pats
Steelers
Saints
Packers
Cowboys
Ravens
Rams
Jets
Falcons
Panthers
Bucs
Jags
Bungles
Raiders
Seahawks
Chargers
Pats
Steelers
Saints
Bran&Ryan:
Packers
Cowboys
Ravens
Rams
Jets
Falcons
Panthers
Titans
Jags
Bungles
Bears
Seahawks
Chargers
Pats
Steelers
Saints
Week 12 Commissioner's Picks
Lions over the Packers. Detroit has been known for upsets on Turkey Day and this is another checkpoint on their improvement and chances for the playoffs.
Dolphins over the Cowboys. Romo will have a tough defense to figure out and Miami is on a role.
49ers over the Ravens. 49ers win this civil war because they are more balanced.
Rams over the Cardinals. Don’t know, don’t care.
Jets over Buffalo. Both of these teams are like Shakespearian epic tragedies, with plenty of blood and guts and egos and highs and lows. Jets are more sound and balanced.
Falcons over the Vices. Falcons fighting for something.
Panthers over the Colts. The Colts seem to have Luck sewed up, but you can never be too sure.
Titans over the Bucs. Bucs are in disarray. Titans still in it.
Titans over the Bucs. Bucs are in disarray. Titans still in it.
Texans over the Jags. Texans staggered by loss of their quarterback, but Jags are too inconsistent to take advantage.
Bengals over the Browns. Bengals in the hunt. Browns are the hunted.
Raiders over the Bears. Long trip west, new quarterback. Looks ominous for the Bears.
Seahawks over the Redskins. There, I’ve done it. I’ve picked the Seahawks.
Tebows over the Chargers. Tebow has more will than the Chargers can muster.
Patriots over the Eagles. The Eagles are a scary bunch, but as much so to their own fans as to opponents.
Steelers over Chiefs. Biggest mismatch of the week.
Saints over the Giants. Giants always seem one stupid loss from total implosion.
Week 12 Schedule
Thursday, November 24
Green Bay at Detroit (12:30 PM)
Miami at Dallas (4:15 PM)
San Francisco at Baltimore (8:20 PM)
Sunday, November 27
Arizona at St. Louis (1:00 PM)
Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (1:00 PM)
Minnesota at Atlanta (1:00 PM)
Carolina at Indianapolis (1:00 PM)
Tampa Bay at Tennessee (1:00 PM)
Houston at Jacksonville (1:00 PM)
Cleveland at Cincinnati (1:00 PM)
Chicago at Oakland (4:05 PM)
Washington at Seattle (4:05 PM)
Denver at San Diego (4:15 PM)
New England at Philadelphia (4:15 PM)
Pittsburgh at Kansas City (8:20 PM)
Monday, November 28
N.Y. Giants at New Orleans (8:30 PM)
**Alternative, non-biasing schedule
Green Bay at Detroit
Miami at Dallas
San Francisco at Baltimore
Arizona/St. Louis
Buffalo/N.Y. Jets
Atlanta/Minnesota
Carolina/Indianapolis
Tampa Bay/Tennessee
Houston/Jacksonville
Cincinnati/Cleveland
Chicago/Oakland
Seattle /Washington
Denver/San Diego
New England/Philadelphia
Kansas City /Pittsburgh
New Orleans /N.Y. Giants
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Hitting the road early in AM for Thanksgiving in Nebraska, so here are my picks for this week:
Packers over Lions
Dallas over Miami
San Francisco over Baltimore
St. Louis over Arizona
Jets over Buffalo
Cincy over Cleveland
Jacksonville over Houston
Carolina over Indy
Tennessee over Taempa Bay
Atlanta over Vikings
Oakland over Bears
Seattle over Washington
The Pats over Philly
San Diego over Denver
Pittsburgh over KC
Saints over Giants
cuz
Packers over Lions
Dallas over Miami
San Francisco over Baltimore
St. Louis over Arizona
Jets over Buffalo
Cincy over Cleveland
Jacksonville over Houston
Carolina over Indy
Tennessee over Taempa Bay
Atlanta over Vikings
Oakland over Bears
Seattle over Washington
The Pats over Philly
San Diego over Denver
Pittsburgh over KC
Saints over Giants
cuz
response to little baby
To Big Baby no named Bran,
Waaaaah! Waaaaah! The Commish has already allowed an owner to have two names(Bran-Ry) which is totally illegal under Section 1. Article 2 Line 0 of the league by-default bye-bye laws. This cry for attention will not go unnoticed. Even McKenzie has reacted negatively to this heinous outburst prompted no doubt by a hormonal imbalance!!! All of this masking a poor week of picks by a certain owner. This bashing of "The Defender" needs to be addressed. Suspensions and fined should be levied! This action rivals Rex Ryan cursing out a fan!!!!!
"Give me liberty or give me another grandchild" - The Defender
Waaaaah! Waaaaah! The Commish has already allowed an owner to have two names(Bran-Ry) which is totally illegal under Section 1. Article 2 Line 0 of the league by-default bye-bye laws. This cry for attention will not go unnoticed. Even McKenzie has reacted negatively to this heinous outburst prompted no doubt by a hormonal imbalance!!! All of this masking a poor week of picks by a certain owner. This bashing of "The Defender" needs to be addressed. Suspensions and fined should be levied! This action rivals Rex Ryan cursing out a fan!!!!!
"Give me liberty or give me another grandchild" - The Defender
Week 11 Observations
1. JoJo Still the Leader. Jo slipped a little to 9-5, but still leads by 1 point over Kevin and the Commish. Wayne is next at 112, then Patrick at 111. Patrick has prospered since he separated his picks from his dad’s.
2. Scott Rules the Week. Scott scored an incredible 13-1 this week. It is a new record. Overall it was a strong week for many members with Patrick at 12-2, Kevin and the Commish with 11-3 and Wayne and Ed with 10-4.
3. Bran and Ryan Slumping. Something is amiss in Central Florida, where members Bran and Ryan seem confused by odds-making, home teams and over-under predictions. Sean and Kevin have hinted at their unique system for making picks, so maybe the league should know more about that, so that we can offer our advice and help, of course.
4. Unanimous Choices Strong. The league went 4-1 on its unanimous choices. The Cowboys, Packers, Bears and Patriots won, the Giants lost.
5. Pick of the Week. There was no singular POW, but Patrick, Mike, Sean and Scott all scored with the Broncos over the Raiders. Luke won the reverse pick of the week with his belief that the Cardinals would beat the 49ers in San Francisco. That pick took guts…or something.
Possible new regulation
I believe that the "defending champ" (and I use this phrase lightly) should be limited to the number of posts per season. His petty complaints and comments are clogging up my inbox. Also, I vote that anyone who gets pregnant within the season should automatically be given bonus points.
Written by Little Baby no name
Written by Little Baby no name
Scott
Great week for Scott. He should choose more often when asleep. No midwest muck lately or Sibley snivelings. Bran needs to let Ryan start making those picks. the Commish calls me and leaves a message for me to leave a message. I think the job has gotten to him. SHORT WEEK AGAIN. Three games on turkey thursday. Happy gobble-gobble to all!!
The Defender
The Defender
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Eagles Sink Scott
The Eagles' win over the Giants ruined Scott's pick run. He is 12-1 pending the Monday night Game.
Good week Scott!!!
Good week Scott!!!
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Week 11 Picks
Pat's Picks
Packers
Lions
Browns
Raiders
Dolphins
Cowboys
Bengals
49ers
Seahawks
Falcons
Da Bears
Giants
Patriots
Ed's Picks
Packers
Lions
Browns
Raiders
Bills
Cowboys
Bengals
49ers
Seahawks
Falcons
Da Bears
Giants
Patriots
Ed has also changed his pick to the Broncos for Thursday's game. He and Kevin are being very assiduous.
Packers
Lions
Browns
Raiders
Dolphins
Cowboys
Bengals
49ers
Seahawks
Falcons
Da Bears
Giants
Patriots
Ed's Picks
Packers
Lions
Browns
Raiders
Bills
Cowboys
Bengals
49ers
Seahawks
Falcons
Da Bears
Giants
Patriots
Ed has also changed his pick to the Broncos for Thursday's game. He and Kevin are being very assiduous.
Picks
In a minimalist sort of way here are the picks from Bran-Ry:
7 wins @ 1:00
2 wins @ 4:05
2 wins @ 4:15
1 win @ 8:20
1 win @ 8:30 monday
Now for Scott:
GB
Dall
SF
Sea
Atl
Chi
NYG
Det
Oak
Mia
Clev
Balt
NE
Kate:
Oak
Mia
Jax
Cin
Det
GB
Dall
SF
STL
Tenn
Chi
NYG
NE
Jo:
Oak
Buff
Clev
Balt
Det
GB
Dall
SF
STL
Tenn
Chi
NYG
NE
Kev:
Oak
Mia
Clev
Balt
Det
GB
Dall
SF
STL
ATL
Chi
NYG
NE
I also change my thursday pick to Denver.
7 wins @ 1:00
2 wins @ 4:05
2 wins @ 4:15
1 win @ 8:20
1 win @ 8:30 monday
Now for Scott:
GB
Dall
SF
Sea
Atl
Chi
NYG
Det
Oak
Mia
Clev
Balt
NE
Kate:
Oak
Mia
Jax
Cin
Det
GB
Dall
SF
STL
Tenn
Chi
NYG
NE
Jo:
Oak
Buff
Clev
Balt
Det
GB
Dall
SF
STL
Tenn
Chi
NYG
NE
Kev:
Oak
Mia
Clev
Balt
Det
GB
Dall
SF
STL
ATL
Chi
NYG
NE
I also change my thursday pick to Denver.
Friday, November 18, 2011
The Commissioner's Week 11 Picks
Lions over the Panthers. The Lions have weathered their inconsistency but still can be beaten, but not by the Panthers, who are settling into mediocrity.
Raiders take the Vikes. The AFC West is now a dog fight and I think the Raiders have some grit.
Cowboys over the Redskins. What ever happened to Mike Shanahan?
Dolphins over the Bills. The Bills are much better at home (only 1 road victory) and the Dolphins are stabilizing.
Browns over the Jags. Really no idea here. Just went with the home team.
Ravens over the Bungles. Cincy us getting better, but Ravens need this one bad.
Packers over the Bucs. Bucs are in shock and are about to meet awe.
Rams over Seahawks. I am contractually forbidden from picking a Pete Carroll team.
49ers over the Cardinals. 49ers on a mission, Cardinals looking for a missionary.
Titans over Falcons. I think the Falcons have missed the boat this season, and the Titans think they own it.
Bears over Chargers. As usual, Bears better than expected, Chargers worse. See you later, Norv Turner.
Giants over Eagles. Giants end the Eagles’ hopes to come back, as only the Giants can.
Patriots over the Chiefs. Unfortunately for Ed, league by-laws clearly state that a member who picks against the Patriots 4 times in a season is forbidden to ever pick them again that season. Read the small print, Easy Ed.
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Week 11 Thursday Night Picks
Pat: Broncos
Ed: Jets
Commentary:
I believe that since Denver is hot right now and playing at home and since the Jets are probably a little gassed from a late Sunday night loss to the Pats, the advantage should go to Denver.
Ed believes the Jets Defense will stop Denver's running game giving the Jets the edge over Denver. Also my dad is a well known Jets lover.
Ed: Jets
Commentary:
I believe that since Denver is hot right now and playing at home and since the Jets are probably a little gassed from a late Sunday night loss to the Pats, the advantage should go to Denver.
Ed believes the Jets Defense will stop Denver's running game giving the Jets the edge over Denver. Also my dad is a well known Jets lover.
week 11 pix
Bran&Ryan:
Jets
Panthers
Bills
Jags
Vikes
Ravens
Cowboys
Packers
Seahawks
Niners
Titans
Bears
Giants
Pats
SeanO:
Broncos
Panthers
Bills
Jags
Raiders
Ravens
Cowboys
Packers
Rams
Niners
Falcons
Bears
Giants
Pats
Jets
Panthers
Bills
Jags
Vikes
Ravens
Cowboys
Packers
Seahawks
Niners
Titans
Bears
Giants
Pats
SeanO:
Broncos
Panthers
Bills
Jags
Raiders
Ravens
Cowboys
Packers
Rams
Niners
Falcons
Bears
Giants
Pats
Thursday Night Pick
After due consideration, the Commissioner picks the Tebows over the Jets. The Jets have a history of delivering clunkers after games against the Pats. Last year they lost to the Dophins, at home, 12-9. In the playoffs they lost to the Steelers after a widely reported week of partying celebrating their victory in Foxborough.
I think the Tebows would be easier to beat if a team got a few touchdowns ahead and made them pass. The Jets' offense is not a high scoring one. It will be the ground and pound Jets against the even more ground and pound Tebows. Also, this looks like a cosmic case of Good vs. Evil. The foot-fetishing, minor-dating, illegal-gun-shooting, not-paying-child-support-for-your-5-illegitimate-kids Jets seem at a disadvantage against the God-fearing, country-loving, polite Tebows. Throw in a very short week, a long flight, high altitude, and Denver fans, and I see a classic trap game.
Plus, I just hate the Jets. The Commish has spoken (or, more accurately, written).
I think the Tebows would be easier to beat if a team got a few touchdowns ahead and made them pass. The Jets' offense is not a high scoring one. It will be the ground and pound Jets against the even more ground and pound Tebows. Also, this looks like a cosmic case of Good vs. Evil. The foot-fetishing, minor-dating, illegal-gun-shooting, not-paying-child-support-for-your-5-illegitimate-kids Jets seem at a disadvantage against the God-fearing, country-loving, polite Tebows. Throw in a very short week, a long flight, high altitude, and Denver fans, and I see a classic trap game.
Plus, I just hate the Jets. The Commish has spoken (or, more accurately, written).
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
North Florida Alternative Game Info
In an attempt to be an all service league, Kevin has suggested that the Commissioner post an alternative game information for those who want minimal information to best avoid league office machinations. Here it is:
Game 1—1:00
Game 2—1:00
Game 3—1:00
Game 4—1:00
Game 5—1:00
Game 6—1:00
Game 7—1:00
Game 8—4:05
Game 9—4:05
Game 10—4:15
Game 11—4:15
Game 12—8:20
Game 13—8;30
*Note that the 4:05 games differ from the 4;15 games in starting times.
Game 1—1:00
Game 2—1:00
Game 3—1:00
Game 4—1:00
Game 5—1:00
Game 6—1:00
Game 7—1:00
Game 8—4:05
Game 9—4:05
Game 10—4:15
Game 11—4:15
Game 12—8:20
Game 13—8;30
*Note that the 4:05 games differ from the 4;15 games in starting times.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Week 10 Observations
1. JoJo Still Strong. Jo remains in the lead with 104 points, followed closely by Kevin, Wayne and the Commish with 101. Patrick is steady at 98 and Bran and Ryan are next with 96.
2. Kevin Up, Wayne Down. Kevin was the week’s winner at 10-6 and 11 points. Wayne slipped with 7-9, but won the Monday Night Pick.
3. Something Foul on Silbey Terrace. The O’Leary boys, Ed and Patrick, broke the tacit but well known ban against picking against the Patriots. The League Office is concerned by their flagrant disregard for precedent, and has initiated an investigation into the motivation for their anti-Patriot, anti-American and anti-God picks. Until the investigation is over, their point totals will be astericked.
4. Unanimous Picks Mixed. The league members were 1-2 on unanimous picks, losing on the Ravens and Eagles and winning on the Packers. All were overwhelming and overwhelmingly logical picks though.
5. Picks of the Week. Leader Jo shares the pick of the week with her endorsement of the Titans over the Panthers. Luke has the other POW with his Raiders pick.
6. Reverse Picks of the Week. Wayne lost with the Colts and Patriot haters Ed and Patrick picked the Jets. Patrick and the Commish were alone in their losing picks of the Bucs.
7. Falcons/Saints Game. Points were won and lost by members after the Falcons went for it on fourth and one and lost, thereby giving the game to the Saints. A tough way to lose a point!
Week 11 Games
In keeping with the minimalist approach suggested from North Florida, the Commissioner's office presents this schedule of games:
Thursday, November 17, 2011
New York Jets at Denver Broncos, 8:20 p.m.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Carolina Panthers at Detroit Lions, 1 p.m.
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m.
Jacksonville Jaguars at Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m.
Oakland Raiders at Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.
Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m.
Dallas Cowboys at Washington Redskins, 1 p.m.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Green Bay Packers, 1 p.m.
Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams, 4:05 p.m.
Arizona Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers, 4:05 p.m.
Tennessee Titans at Atlanta Falcons, 4:15 p.m.
San Diego Chargers at Chicago Bears, 4:15 p.m.
Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants, 8:20 p.m.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots, 8:30 p.m.
If the time and place of games is considered to bias picks, the league office will try to find a source without that information as well.
Thursday, November 17, 2011
New York Jets at Denver Broncos, 8:20 p.m.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Carolina Panthers at Detroit Lions, 1 p.m.
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m.
Jacksonville Jaguars at Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m.
Oakland Raiders at Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.
Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m.
Dallas Cowboys at Washington Redskins, 1 p.m.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Green Bay Packers, 1 p.m.
Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams, 4:05 p.m.
Arizona Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers, 4:05 p.m.
Tennessee Titans at Atlanta Falcons, 4:15 p.m.
San Diego Chargers at Chicago Bears, 4:15 p.m.
Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants, 8:20 p.m.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots, 8:30 p.m.
If the time and place of games is considered to bias picks, the league office will try to find a source without that information as well.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Wow!
There seems to be some pent-up anger coming from a Lake Mary owner. She took little time and only a few words to totally dismiss many of the other owner's worthiness. Sean says she has enrolled in the local anger management class but is upset that the sessions are held on sunday afternoons. Now that last year's totals are official, she attacks the "defender" with some gobble-dy gook about the season being too short! Wait, I think I hear Cuz banging on the keys to find another reason for the inept asterisk*********to be placed somewhere in the archives of the Commish's office. Just a pathetic attempt to discredit those on top. It was nice to see something from Bran. I was beginning to think she was turning into an Uncle Ed. As for the race for the Limpbody trophy this year, it should be tight right to the end. A note of interest though, as it looks like the leader Jo may take a bit of a stumble this week. Somebody tell Patrick that the Pats won and let Luke know that the games are usually on sunday and he got lucky with that pick on thursday. Last I knew the Commish was internet-friendly but haven't heard a lick lately! Get out of the pool and send some memos! The owners need to discuss a possible fine for Bran's goopy-poopy rant********************************************.
Best to all
The Defender
Best to all
The Defender
Sunday, November 13, 2011
The Silence is Broken
After much thought, I have decided to break my silence. I would like to first request that the Commish cease sending out the weekly games with the spread showing who is favored. This is causing multiple unanimous decisions among the players. I know this is an evil plot to get us all thinking the same way so the Commish can manipulate the season. Don't think I haven't been watching you Commish. The simple fact that you cannot complete the simple math each week makes me question your capability to run this league. I have some extra fingers and toes if you'd like to borrow them for the tally. I'd like to leave you with all with this little limerick:
There once was a boy named Kevin
Who on average scores a seven
He is the defender without reason
Because he won only half a season
The results should be tossed
Because the Commish is always sloshed
His mathematics aren’t up to par
Probably because he’s been at the bar
A new champ will be crowned
As long as I’m around
And leave the rest of you with a frown(ed)
There once was a boy named Kevin
Who on average scores a seven
He is the defender without reason
Because he won only half a season
The results should be tossed
Because the Commish is always sloshed
His mathematics aren’t up to par
Probably because he’s been at the bar
A new champ will be crowned
As long as I’m around
And leave the rest of you with a frown(ed)
Week 10
Pat's Picks
Steelers
Chiefs
Jaguars
Cowboys
Bucs
Panthers
Dolphins
Saints
Lions
Browns
Eagles
Ravens
49ers
Jets
Packers
Ed's Picks
Bengals
Chiefs
Jaguars
Cowboys
Texans
Panthers
Dolphins
Saints
Bears
Rams
Eagles
Ravens
49ers
Jets
Packers
Steelers
Chiefs
Jaguars
Cowboys
Bucs
Panthers
Dolphins
Saints
Lions
Browns
Eagles
Ravens
49ers
Jets
Packers
Ed's Picks
Bengals
Chiefs
Jaguars
Cowboys
Texans
Panthers
Dolphins
Saints
Bears
Rams
Eagles
Ravens
49ers
Jets
Packers
Saturday, November 12, 2011
week 10 picks
Kate:
Pitts
KC
Jax
Buffalo
Houston
Carolina
Miami
NO
Detroit
Cleveland
Philly
Baltimore
Giants
NE
GB
Scott:
Pitts
KC
Jax
Dallas
Houston
Carolina
Miami
Atlanta
Chicago
Cleveland
Philly
Baltimore
SF
NE
GB
Pitts
KC
Jax
Buffalo
Houston
Carolina
Miami
NO
Detroit
Cleveland
Philly
Baltimore
Giants
NE
GB
Scott:
Pitts
KC
Jax
Dallas
Houston
Carolina
Miami
Atlanta
Chicago
Cleveland
Philly
Baltimore
SF
NE
GB
Week 10 Commissioner's Picks
After Luke’s Raiders pick, I admit I am spooked. A vast majority of America, including all other league members, picked the Chargers and for good reason. Yet, logic, stats and supposed motivation seem not to rule the day.
This week:
Pitt over the Bungles. Could be close though. Pitt needs to rebound after Ravens loss. Cincy is still suspect to me.
Kansas City over Broncos. Romeo Crennel did a great job of boxing in running quarterbacks when he was with the Pats. Not sold on the Tebows.
Jags over Colts. The Colts have too much to lose for.
Cowboys over the Bills. Bills may have met the wall this season.
Bucs over Houston. Home game, motivation go to Bucs.
Panthers over the Titans. Newton makes it happen.
Dolphins over Redskins. What ever happened to Shannahan?
Falcons over Saints. Saints all of a sudden look beatable.
Bears over Lions. Impressed with Bears last week. Lions face a correction in the force.
Rams over the Browns. I haven’t lost points betting against the Bears this year.
Eagles over the Cards. This is a must for Phillie to save their season.
Ravens over the Seahawks. I just can’t bring myself to pick the Seahawks.
49ers over the Gints. Giants are weak front runners.
Pats over the Jets. This is a huge game for both teams. Jets defense has settled in and their offense has been improving. Pats defense remains the same, but the offense is scuffling. Pats need to pass to set up the run. Against the Giants, they ran three times and failed to make a first down twice in the first half. That is not them.
Packers over Minnesota. The Pack go undefeated until the Superbowl, where the Pats win on a last second field goal.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Thursday Night Pick
After copious and assiduous research, the Commish picks The Chargers over the Raiders. Despite losing many points on the Chargers this year, the Commish feels that the Raiders are at a disadvantage working in a new quarterback and missing their star running back. In addition, the Chargers, though reeling from 3 straight losses, might have had a breakthrough of sorts in scoring so many points against the Pack. Also the game is at San Diego.
week 10 pix
SeanO:
Chargers
Steelers
Broncos
Jags
Bills
Texans
Panthers
Redskins
Saints
Lions
Rams
Eagles
Ravens
Niners
Pats
Packers
Bran&Ryan:
Chargers
Steelers
Chiefs
Jags
Cowboys
Texans
Panthers
Redskins
Falcons
Lions (she actually picked Tigers)
Rams
Eagles
Ravens (bran is not happy that all the birds are playing each other)
Giants
Pats
Packers
Chargers
Steelers
Broncos
Jags
Bills
Texans
Panthers
Redskins
Saints
Lions
Rams
Eagles
Ravens
Niners
Pats
Packers
Bran&Ryan:
Chargers
Steelers
Chiefs
Jags
Cowboys
Texans
Panthers
Redskins
Falcons
Lions (she actually picked Tigers)
Rams
Eagles
Ravens (bran is not happy that all the birds are playing each other)
Giants
Pats
Packers
Thursday Night Game
The Commissioner's Office wants members to know that if they miss picking the Thursday night game, they still can make Sunday and Monday night picks. Also, members can send in only Thursday night's pick and then pick the rest before the games start on Sunday.
This ruling applies to all members, even Ed. It applies to Cousin Wayne as well, even though Kevin wants a mid-west exemption.
The Commish has spoken.
This ruling applies to all members, even Ed. It applies to Cousin Wayne as well, even though Kevin wants a mid-west exemption.
The Commish has spoken.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
This week's picks:
San Diego over Oakland
Cincy over Pittsburgh
Kans City over Denver
Indy over Jacksonville
Dallas over Buffalo
Houston over Tampa Bay
Carolina over Tennessee
Miami over Washington
Atlanta over Saints
Da Bears over Detroit
Cleveland over St. Louis
Philly over Zona
Baltimore over Seattle
San Francisco over NY Giants
Pats over Jets
...and Monday night:
Packers over Minny
San Diego over Oakland
Cincy over Pittsburgh
Kans City over Denver
Indy over Jacksonville
Dallas over Buffalo
Houston over Tampa Bay
Carolina over Tennessee
Miami over Washington
Atlanta over Saints
Da Bears over Detroit
Cleveland over St. Louis
Philly over Zona
Baltimore over Seattle
San Francisco over NY Giants
Pats over Jets
...and Monday night:
Packers over Minny
Gloating Glow
For some unknown reason, there is an edgy, gloating type of glow coming out of the Commish's office based on "The Defender" having a tough week. Staying with the pack is key and the good teams always come back strong. As Montaigne said before his last game, " Go forward and pass assiduous owners in due time".
Is Ed still in the league? Scott got lucky and Cuz probably picked after the games again. Lucas has been sniffing too much cement dust and Jo all of a sudden has become much more scientific with her picks. No word lately from the Nocturnal Nomad. Must be shoveling that October snow. Bran-Ry are making that mid-season run as if to say " we belong in this league". Kate, forget about it. Sean started slow and is now going slower. Is there room for expansion?
The Defender
Is Ed still in the league? Scott got lucky and Cuz probably picked after the games again. Lucas has been sniffing too much cement dust and Jo all of a sudden has become much more scientific with her picks. No word lately from the Nocturnal Nomad. Must be shoveling that October snow. Bran-Ry are making that mid-season run as if to say " we belong in this league". Kate, forget about it. Sean started slow and is now going slower. Is there room for expansion?
The Defender
ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE
Qwners:
The Commish is up and running again and there is a THURSDAY NIGHT game this week!!!
Get your picks in!!
Picks:
Jo(the leader)
SD
Pitt
KC
Jax
Buff
Hous
Tenn
Mia
Atl
Chi
Cleve
Philly
Balt
NYG
NE
GB
Kev
SD
Pitt
Den
Jax
Dall
Hous
Car
Mia
NO
Chi
Cleve
Philly
Balt
NYG
NE
GB
The Commish is up and running again and there is a THURSDAY NIGHT game this week!!!
Get your picks in!!
Picks:
Jo(the leader)
SD
Pitt
KC
Jax
Buff
Hous
Tenn
Mia
Atl
Chi
Cleve
Philly
Balt
NYG
NE
GB
Kev
SD
Pitt
Den
Jax
Dall
Hous
Car
Mia
NO
Chi
Cleve
Philly
Balt
NYG
NE
GB
Week 9 Observations
1. Jo Continues to Lead. Jo was 7-7 but in an off week for most that kept her lead. She has 95, Wayne 93, the Commish 91, and Patrick and Kevin with 90.
2. Scott and B-Ry Remain Hot. Scott tied Bran and Ryan with a 9-5 week, continuing hot streaks for them.
3. Picks of the Week. Lucas gets the first two awards, one for the Dolphins over the Chiefs and another for the Cowboys over the Raiders. He also joined Scott as the only two members to choose the Ravens over the Steelers.
4. Strong on Unanimous Picks. Only the Eagles lost as a unanimous pick. The Falcons, Saints, Cowboys and Texans all won. Green Bay wasn’t unanimous when Kate picked the Chargers.
5. Kevin’s Worst Week Ever! Proving there is a higher power, Kevin slipped to 5-9 this week. That means he lost 4 more picks than he won. He almost doubled his win total with his loss total. I’ve heard that Kenzie is kind of embarrassed for him, and Ryan cried when he heard about Kevin’s picks this week. Buck up, Kevie. That Grandfather worship couldn’t last forever!
Week 10 Games
NFL Game Odds 11/10 - 11/14, 2011
Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog | Total | Money Odds |
11/10 8:20 ET | At San Diego | -7 | Oakland | 48 | -$330 +$270 |
11/13 1:00 ET | Pittsburgh | -3 | At Cincinnati | 41.5 | -$175 +$155 |
11/13 1:00 ET | At Kansas City | -3 | Denver | 41.5 | -$170 +$150 |
11/13 1:00 ET | Jacksonville | -3 | At Indianapolis | 38 | -$165 +$145 |
11/13 1:00 ET | At Dallas | -5.5 | Buffalo | 48 | -$240 +$200 |
11/13 1:00 ET | Houston | -3 | At Tampa Bay | 45.5 | -$175 +$155 |
11/13 1:00 ET | At Carolina | -3 | Tennessee | 46 | -$185 +$165 |
11/13 1:00 ET | At Miami | -3.5 | Washington | 37.5 | -$195 +$170 |
11/13 1:00 ET | At Atlanta | PK | New Orleans | 50 | -$110 -$110 |
11/13 4:15 ET | At Chicago | -2.5 | Detroit | 46.5 | -$150 +$130 |
11/13 1:00 ET | At Cleveland | -2.5 | St. Louis | 37 | -$145 +$125 |
11/13 1:00 ET | At Philadelphia | -14 | Arizona | 46.5 | -$1100 +$750 |
11/13 4:05 ET | Baltimore | -6.5 | At Seattle | 41 | -$300 +$250 |
11/13 4:15 ET | At San Francisco | -3.5 | NY Giants | 42.5 | -$185 +$165 |
11/13 8:30 ET | At NY Jets | -1.5 | New England | 47.5 | -$125 +$105 |
Monday Night Football Odds
11/14 8:35 ET | At Green Bay | -13.5 | Minnesota | 51 | -$900 +$625 |
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
URGENT BULLETIN
Owners:
It seems the Commish hired three Guatemalans and two squirrels to do some yard work at the home office. One such task was taking down a tree. Upon inspection of the felled tree, the two squirrels noticed that more than the tree came down. The Commish is temporarily out of phone and internet communication. The house was spared. The situation will be rectified by friday. Please bear with the inconvenience. Personally, it could not have come during a better week of picking winners.
Two of the Guatemalans were treated and released. The Commish is currently negotiating a discount for the "work" done.
The Defender
It seems the Commish hired three Guatemalans and two squirrels to do some yard work at the home office. One such task was taking down a tree. Upon inspection of the felled tree, the two squirrels noticed that more than the tree came down. The Commish is temporarily out of phone and internet communication. The house was spared. The situation will be rectified by friday. Please bear with the inconvenience. Personally, it could not have come during a better week of picking winners.
Two of the Guatemalans were treated and released. The Commish is currently negotiating a discount for the "work" done.
The Defender
Sunday, November 6, 2011
week 9 picks
Kate:
Atlanta
NO
Houston
Buffalo
KC
SF
Dallas
Oakland
Tenn
St Louis
PATSSanDiego
Pitt
Philly
Scott:
Atlanta
NO
Houston
Jets
KC
SF
Dallas
Oakland
Cinci
St Louis
PATS
GB
Baltimore
Philly
Atlanta
NO
Houston
Buffalo
KC
SF
Dallas
Oakland
Tenn
St Louis
PATSSanDiego
Pitt
Philly
Scott:
Atlanta
NO
Houston
Jets
KC
SF
Dallas
Oakland
Cinci
St Louis
PATS
GB
Baltimore
Philly
Week 9
Pat's Picks
Falcons
Saints
Texans
Bills
Chiefs
49ers
Cowboys
Raiders
Titans
Rams
Pats
Packers
Steelers
Eagles
Ed's Picks
Falcons
Saints
Texans
Bills
Chiefs
49ers
Cowboys
Raiders
Titans
Rams
Pats
Packers
Steelers
Eagles
Falcons
Saints
Texans
Bills
Chiefs
49ers
Cowboys
Raiders
Titans
Rams
Pats
Packers
Steelers
Eagles
Ed's Picks
Falcons
Saints
Texans
Bills
Chiefs
49ers
Cowboys
Raiders
Titans
Rams
Pats
Packers
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Eagles
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