I'm with Pat on this one.
It seems there may be some payola going on between the "defender" and the Commish.
As the eldest member of this group (Hitler doesn't count, as we don't know if he is still alive, and no one has produced a body) I speak for the rest of them in demanding a thorough investigation!
Due to the Commish's poor math skills and conflict of interest, perhaps I should select two other neutral and honorable team owners to head up said investigation...
Most honorable cuz
