Thursday, October 6, 2011

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Man, I thought the asterisk was denoting the defending champion. It seems even the Commish and staff are taking shots at the champ. THERE SHOULD BE A MEETING TO DISCUSS THE ILLEGAL USE OF THE ASTERISK. Marcus had a good week. The post ghost maintains the lead somehow. He and Patrick will pay dearly for going anti-Patriots. That should be an automatic three point deduction right there! Tight race, still anybody's game(except for snoozy Marcus). Sean is a bit listless and Bran is re-calculating(again) the Commish's stats. Scott got lucky and Jo continues to be persistent if not assiduous by saying things like "I would have won that pick if you told me he wasn't playing". Please include a complete roster breakdown each week and note with an asterisk which players have the sniffles or a hangnail. The PUP list is not sufficient. Cuz is at it again making ridiculous mid-week requests. Where is the auto-delete button? Oh, just hit C-U-Z at the same time! And up pops a cornhusker! Somebody wake up Luke. Is the Commish on vacation again? Kate closed her eyes and picked again this week.

The Defender