It is clear that Patrick has lost some of his mental faculties at a young age. Everyone knows that 58 plus 10 equals 70. What is his problem? More Sibley smush! As for the Commish, I believe he called me an ass eight times in one paragraph. This is totally unacceptable for someone who expounds upon the thoughts of that left-wing democrat Montaigne. It is a good thing it is a bye week so Uncle Ed aka post ghost can not bet against the Pats for a fourth straight week! This would be grounds for treason and a thorough investigation of what kind of smoke is coming out of that Sibley chimney. The Commish also needs to investigate leaks coming from the midwest involving nonsensical dribby-drab that continues to clutter the go-zone. Jo continues to silently stay at the top of the leaderboard. I think she is peaking at the "defenders" picks and this is no ASSumption.
Yours in football,
The Defender
