Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Soooooooo, our esteemed commish wants proof, eh?

The proof is in the funny math. 68 plus 10 equals 70????

I have contacted Kenneth Starr, President of Baylor University, who is in deep depression because his team got clobbered this past weekend. He feels he needs some time off and "investigating the liberal Mr. Mike seems just the sort of medicine I need," he said.

He assured me he would be fair and impartial. He will, of course, require the commish to testify under oath...

cuz