Sunday, October 30, 2011
Saturday, October 29, 2011
week 8 picks
Kate
Tenn
Houston
Carolina
NO
Baltimore
Giants
Buffalo
Detroit
PATS
SanFran
Cinci
Philly
SanDiego
Scott
Tenn
Houston
Carolina
NO
Baltimore
Giants
Buffalo
Denver
PATS
SanFran
Cinci
Philly
SanDiego
Tenn
Houston
Carolina
NO
Baltimore
Giants
Buffalo
Detroit
PATS
SanFran
Cinci
Philly
SanDiego
Scott
Tenn
Houston
Carolina
NO
Baltimore
Giants
Buffalo
Denver
PATS
SanFran
Cinci
Philly
SanDiego
week 8 pix
Bran&Ryan
Titans
Texans
Panthers
Saints
Ravens
Giants
Bills
Lions
Pats
49rs
Seahawks
Cowboys
Chargers
Sean
Titans
Texans
Panthers
Saints
Ravens
Giants
Bills
Lions
Pats
Niners
Bungles
Eagles
Chargers
Titans
Texans
Panthers
Saints
Ravens
Giants
Bills
Lions
Pats
49rs
Seahawks
Cowboys
Chargers
Sean
Titans
Texans
Panthers
Saints
Ravens
Giants
Bills
Lions
Pats
Niners
Bungles
Eagles
Chargers
Week 8
Pat's Picks
Ravens
Panthers
Texans
Giants
Saints
Titans
Lions
Bills
Bengals
49ers
Pats
Cowboys
Chargers
Ed's Picks
Ravens
Panthers
Texans
Giants
Saints
Titans
Lions
Bills
Bengals
49ers
Pats
Cowboys
Chargers
Ravens
Panthers
Texans
Giants
Saints
Titans
Lions
Bills
Bengals
49ers
Pats
Cowboys
Chargers
Ed's Picks
Ravens
Panthers
Texans
Giants
Saints
Titans
Lions
Bills
Bengals
49ers
Pats
Cowboys
Chargers
picks from cuz
Tenn over Indy
Houston over J'Ville
Carolina over Minn
Saints over St. Louey
Ravens over Zona
NYG over Miami
Buffalo over Skins
Lions over Broncs
Pittsburgh over Pats
Frisco over Cleveland
Seattle over Cincy
Philly over Cowboys
KC (Yes, the Chief!) over San Diego
cuz
Houston over J'Ville
Carolina over Minn
Saints over St. Louey
Ravens over Zona
NYG over Miami
Buffalo over Skins
Lions over Broncs
Pittsburgh over Pats
Frisco over Cleveland
Seattle over Cincy
Philly over Cowboys
KC (Yes, the Chief!) over San Diego
cuz
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Counsel
As O'Montaigne stated "he who defends one's self usually fails". I have retained Perry Mason as counsel. According to Della, he never loses. Is Uncle Ed going from first to worst in three weeks?? More muck from cuz. I see he is attacking the owners who happen to be ahead of him. Jo Jo is in the lead!
The Defender
The Defender
Investigation News
League investigations are thorough and meticulous. Also, Kevin has not been cooperating and has asked for an extension so he can obtain counsel. As it stands now, Patrick will serve as his own counsel.
The Commish
The Commish
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Week 8 Games
NFL Game Odds 10/30 - 10/31, 2011
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog | Total | Money Odds |
| 10/30 1:00 ET | At Tennessee | -9.5 | Indianapolis | 43.5 | -$500 +$400 |
| 10/30 1:00 ET | At Houston | -10.5 | Jacksonville | 42.5 | -$600 +$450 |
| 10/30 1:00 ET | At Carolina | -3.5 | Minnesota | 47.5 | -$175 +$155 |
| 10/30 1:00 ET | New Orleans | -12.5 | At St. Louis | 48 | -$850 +$600 |
| 10/30 1:00 ET | At Baltimore | -12 | Arizona | 44.5 | -$900 +$625 |
| 10/30 1:00 ET | At NY Giants | -10 | Miami | 43 | -$550 +$425 |
| 10/30 4:05 ET | At Buffalo (Toronto) | -6 | Washington | 46 | -$265 +$225 |
| 10/30 4:05 ET | Detroit | -3.5 | At Denver | 43.5 | -$ +$ |
| 10/30 4:15 ET | New England | -3 | At Pittsburgh | 51 | -$150 +$130 |
| 10/30 4:15 ET | At San Francisco | -9.5 | Cleveland | 38.5 | -$450 +$360 |
| 10/30 4:15 ET | Cincinnati | -3 | At Seattle | 38 | -$150 +$130 |
| 10/30 8:30 ET | At Philadelphia | -3.5 | Dallas | 51 | -$200 +$170 |
Monday Night Football Odds
| 10/31 8:35 ET | San Diego | -3.5 | At Kansas City | 44 | -$210 +$180 |
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
week 7 pix
Bran&Ryan:
Bears (Bran's reasoning is because its a windy city...the game is in London)
Panthers (raaaahhh)
Jets
Seahawks
Titans
Broncos
Lions
Raiders
Steelers
Cowboys
Packers
Saints
Ravens
SeanO:
Bears
Panthers
Chargers
Seahawks
Titans
Broncos
Lions
Raiders
Steelers
Rams
Packers
Saints
Ravens
Bears (Bran's reasoning is because its a windy city...the game is in London)
Panthers (raaaahhh)
Jets
Seahawks
Titans
Broncos
Lions
Raiders
Steelers
Cowboys
Packers
Saints
Ravens
SeanO:
Bears
Panthers
Chargers
Seahawks
Titans
Broncos
Lions
Raiders
Steelers
Rams
Packers
Saints
Ravens
Saturday, October 22, 2011
picks
Jo
Wash
Cleve
Det
Den
SD
Chi
Tenn
Pitt
Oak
Dal
GB
NO
Balt
Kev
Car
Cleve
Det
Mia
NYJ
Chi
Tenn
Pitt
Oak
Dal
GB
NO
Balt
Kate the Great
Wash
Cleve
Det
Mia
NYJ
Chi
Hous
Pitt
Oak
StL
GB
NO
Balt
Scott
Car
Cleve
Det
Den
SD
Chi
Hous
Pitt
Oak
Dal
GB
NO
Balt
Wash
Cleve
Det
Den
SD
Chi
Tenn
Pitt
Oak
Dal
GB
NO
Balt
Kev
Car
Cleve
Det
Mia
NYJ
Chi
Tenn
Pitt
Oak
Dal
GB
NO
Balt
Kate the Great
Wash
Cleve
Det
Mia
NYJ
Chi
Hous
Pitt
Oak
StL
GB
NO
Balt
Scott
Car
Cleve
Det
Den
SD
Chi
Hous
Pitt
Oak
Dal
GB
NO
Balt
Week 7
Pat's Picks
Chargers
Bucs
Redskins
Lions
Browns
Broncos
Titans
Raiders
Steelers
Packers
Cowboys
Saints
Ravens
Ed's Picks
Chargers
Bucs
Redskins
Lions
Browns
Broncos
Titans
Raiders
Steelers
Packers
Cowboys
Saints
Ravens
Chargers
Bucs
Redskins
Lions
Browns
Broncos
Titans
Raiders
Steelers
Packers
Cowboys
Saints
Ravens
Ed's Picks
Chargers
Bucs
Redskins
Lions
Browns
Broncos
Titans
Raiders
Steelers
Packers
Cowboys
Saints
Ravens
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Rambling Response
*Sarcasm* The Defender's* arithmetic is as flawless as ever I see. Ah yes 58+10 does equal 70! I see it now. The Defender* sure is a valuable ASSet when it comes to math. He should be ASSigned all points total calculations from now on. I'm sure he needs no ASSistance. I'm sure he can ASSuage our fears of any miscalculations with his ASSorted math skills. I make no ASSumptions when I say that he will pursue such perfect calculations ASSiduously. ASSiduity is his middle name after all! *Sarcasm End*
Also my mental faculties are just fine thank you very much. How are yours? I think living in Florida has baked your brain "Defender"*...or are you just baked.
Pat O
PS: 58+10=68
Also my mental faculties are just fine thank you very much. How are yours? I think living in Florida has baked your brain "Defender"*...or are you just baked.
Pat O
PS: 58+10=68
Ramblings
It is clear that Patrick has lost some of his mental faculties at a young age. Everyone knows that 58 plus 10 equals 70. What is his problem? More Sibley smush! As for the Commish, I believe he called me an ass eight times in one paragraph. This is totally unacceptable for someone who expounds upon the thoughts of that left-wing democrat Montaigne. It is a good thing it is a bye week so Uncle Ed aka post ghost can not bet against the Pats for a fourth straight week! This would be grounds for treason and a thorough investigation of what kind of smoke is coming out of that Sibley chimney. The Commish also needs to investigate leaks coming from the midwest involving nonsensical dribby-drab that continues to clutter the go-zone. Jo continues to silently stay at the top of the leaderboard. I think she is peaking at the "defenders" picks and this is no ASSumption.
Yours in football,
The Defender
Yours in football,
The Defender
For the Record
For the Record Commish, it was cuz Wayne who posted a typo not me. My arithmetic was fine. Though it is strange that you would accuse me of faulty arithmetic while you yourself are mistaken about who is the author of that post with the typo. What did Montaigne say about being conservative in our judgments?
However I have come to believe the Commissioner's Office is innocent of any malicious wrongdoing, specifically of being in cahoots with Uncle Kev*. My reasoning is that it is simply illogical to be in cahoots with "The Defender"*. You'd have to be more hammered than John Lackey during the seventh inning stretch to want to be that.
Though I guess we will have to wait for the findings of Ken Starr's investigation before the office can be officially cleared of any wrongdoing.
However I have come to believe the Commissioner's Office is innocent of any malicious wrongdoing, specifically of being in cahoots with Uncle Kev*. My reasoning is that it is simply illogical to be in cahoots with "The Defender"*. You'd have to be more hammered than John Lackey during the seventh inning stretch to want to be that.
Though I guess we will have to wait for the findings of Ken Starr's investigation before the office can be officially cleared of any wrongdoing.
Week 7 Games
NFL Game Odds 10/23 - 10/24, 2011
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog | Total | Money Odds |
| 10/23 1:00 ET | Chicago | -1 | Tampa Bay (At London) | 44 | -$120 +$100 |
| 10/23 1:00 ET | At Carolina | -2.5 | Washington | 43 | -$140 +$120 |
| 10/23 1:00 ET | San Diego | -2 | At NY Jets | 43.5 | -$130 +$110 |
| 10/23 1:00 ET | At Cleveland | -3 | Seattle | 41 | -$160 +$140 |
| 10/23 1:00 ET | At Tennessee | -3 | Houston | 44.5 | -$180 +$160 |
| 10/23 1:00 ET | At Miami | -1.5 | Denver | 43 | -$125 +$105 |
| 10/23 1:00 ET | At Detroit | -3.5 | Atlanta | 47.5 | -$185 +$165 |
| 10/23 4:05 ET | At Oakland | -4.5 | Kansas City | 42 | -$220 +$190 |
| 10/23 4:05 ET | Pittsburgh | -3.5 | At Arizona | 42.5 | -$195 +$170 |
| 10/23 4:15 ET | At Dallas | -12 | St. Louis | 44 | -$675 +$475 |
| 10/23 4:15 ET | Green Bay | -9 | At Minnesota | 46.5 | -$450 +$350 |
| 10/23 8:30 ET | At New Orleans | -14 | Indianapolis | 48.5 | -$1050 +$750 |
Monday Night Football Odds
| 10/24 8:35 ET | Baltimore | -7.5 | At Jacksonville | 39 | -$375 +$315 |
Montaigne
Montaigne said we should be as conservative in our judgments as we are in our confessions. With that in mind, it seems strange that Patrick condemns and accuses the Commissioner's Office for faulty arithmetic, yet passes off his own addition mistake as merely a "typo."
On another note, Patrick is correct to callout Kevin for his juvenile use of capitals to bring attention to the word "ass" embedded in "assiduous." Given that Kevin usually misuses that word, it seems strange that he uses it so often. Use of capitals assumes that the assorted words he chooses will assist him in having blog members associate "ass" to whomever he is targeting on that particular day. Yet, Kevin should be appreciated for his enthusiasm. He is crass, I admit, and what passes for class in his world is transparent as glass, but as every lass and lad knows, we have to avoid the morass of being judgmental.
The Commish Has Spoken
On another note, Patrick is correct to callout Kevin for his juvenile use of capitals to bring attention to the word "ass" embedded in "assiduous." Given that Kevin usually misuses that word, it seems strange that he uses it so often. Use of capitals assumes that the assorted words he chooses will assist him in having blog members associate "ass" to whomever he is targeting on that particular day. Yet, Kevin should be appreciated for his enthusiasm. He is crass, I admit, and what passes for class in his world is transparent as glass, but as every lass and lad knows, we have to avoid the morass of being judgmental.
The Commish Has Spoken
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Investigation
It's good to know Ken Starr is on the case. Hopefully this injustice will be dealt with in short order.
Ah. I've just heard from Mr. Starr's office. It seems 58+10 does indeed equal 68 not 70. There is definitely grounds for an investigation of potential corruption in the head office. Hopefully for the sake of the league this will be proven to be a simple records keeping error and nothing insidious.
On another note I would like to apologize to those offended by this owner's use of obscenities especially to Luke. I know he has delicate sensibilities according to his father. I'm sorry if you were offended Luke by my salty language.
This brings me to my last point, Uncle Kevin's focus on the ass in assiduously. For example: ASSiduous. This passive aggressive behavior is unacceptable.
Ah. I've just heard from Mr. Starr's office. It seems 58+10 does indeed equal 68 not 70. There is definitely grounds for an investigation of potential corruption in the head office. Hopefully for the sake of the league this will be proven to be a simple records keeping error and nothing insidious.
On another note I would like to apologize to those offended by this owner's use of obscenities especially to Luke. I know he has delicate sensibilities according to his father. I'm sorry if you were offended Luke by my salty language.
This brings me to my last point, Uncle Kevin's focus on the ass in assiduously. For example: ASSiduous. This passive aggressive behavior is unacceptable.
Soooooooo, our esteemed commish wants proof, eh?
The proof is in the funny math. 68 plus 10 equals 70????
I have contacted Kenneth Starr, President of Baylor University, who is in deep depression because his team got clobbered this past weekend. He feels he needs some time off and "investigating the liberal Mr. Mike seems just the sort of medicine I need," he said.
He assured me he would be fair and impartial. He will, of course, require the commish to testify under oath...
cuz
The proof is in the funny math. 68 plus 10 equals 70????
I have contacted Kenneth Starr, President of Baylor University, who is in deep depression because his team got clobbered this past weekend. He feels he needs some time off and "investigating the liberal Mr. Mike seems just the sort of medicine I need," he said.
He assured me he would be fair and impartial. He will, of course, require the commish to testify under oath...
cuz
Points Investigations
Member Allegation.The Commissioner's Office has initiated an investigation into the points discrepancy involving Kevin's total,based upon Patrick's complaint. Until the investigation is completed, Kevin's total will remain at 70. The software used for point totals, a program called "Fun with Arithmetic" for the Windows 95 platform, is being evaluated for possible errors based upon the Y2K glitch.
Language in Posts. An investigation has also been initiated with respect to the use of kaka words (b------t) in official league communications. Until the investigation is completed and points are or are not deducted from Patrick's total, his point total will be astericked, as in keeping with league protocol. Members are reminded that this is a family blog and language should be proper and appropriate. We just hope Ryan, Kenzie and/or Luke have not been adversely affected by this incident.
Member Allegations II. As for accusations that the commissioner has been in cahoots with Kevin or any other league member, it should be noted that the commissioner's office must be above such suspicions and accusations. Any accusation must be accompanied by solid proof. Formal accusations that are proven false could be sanctioned with loss of point(s).
the commish
Language in Posts. An investigation has also been initiated with respect to the use of kaka words (b------t) in official league communications. Until the investigation is completed and points are or are not deducted from Patrick's total, his point total will be astericked, as in keeping with league protocol. Members are reminded that this is a family blog and language should be proper and appropriate. We just hope Ryan, Kenzie and/or Luke have not been adversely affected by this incident.
Member Allegations II. As for accusations that the commissioner has been in cahoots with Kevin or any other league member, it should be noted that the commissioner's office must be above such suspicions and accusations. Any accusation must be accompanied by solid proof. Formal accusations that are proven false could be sanctioned with loss of point(s).
the commish
Defending
Wow! The owners must step in and put an end to this demeaning trash that is going around. Patrick needs more Rob Roys. I don't think I know anyone who lives with someone who bet against the Patriots three weeks in a row! This is ASSiduous! Patrick's choice of words brings out the very whine of poo poo. There only exists a foul odor coming from Sibley Terrace. As for the jump-on-the-bandwagon pathetic attempt to create more havoc cuz, I must now crown him the "Gaylesburg Gusher". I still await to hear from the accounting firm of Brandy & Brandy but I do like the new math that the Commish has implemented into the program! I had no idea I would have to defend so many different things in such a short time since ascending to the top but I will get used to it. However. I will not defend the loose lips of Patrick "he's out and about" O'Leary. I will call the rectory tomorrow to see when confessions are heard and of course I will pray that you make incorrect picks this week. Cuz, hi to Karen. See might be the saint who hears Patrick's confession!
Deeply troubled,
The Defender
Deeply troubled,
The Defender
This calls for an investigation!
I'm with Pat on this one.
It seems there may be some payola going on between the "defender" and the Commish.
As the eldest member of this group (Hitler doesn't count, as we don't know if he is still alive, and no one has produced a body) I speak for the rest of them in demanding a thorough investigation!
Due to the Commish's poor math skills and conflict of interest, perhaps I should select two other neutral and honorable team owners to head up said investigation...
Most honorable cuz
It seems there may be some payola going on between the "defender" and the Commish.
As the eldest member of this group (Hitler doesn't count, as we don't know if he is still alive, and no one has produced a body) I speak for the rest of them in demanding a thorough investigation!
Due to the Commish's poor math skills and conflict of interest, perhaps I should select two other neutral and honorable team owners to head up said investigation...
Most honorable cuz
More Corrections
Also Ed aka "The Post Ghost" aka Satan aka Hitler aka HWNSNBS has picked against the Pats for 3 straight weeks not 2, with his picks of the Raiders, Jets and Cowboys.
Bullshit
Hey if Uncle Kev's aka "The Defender's"* previous point total was 58 points and he received 10 points for this week, how the hell is his point total 70. It should be 68. What fresh bullshit is this?! The Commissioner's office needs to put down the rob roys and do some math. Please explain where those 2 mystery points came from.
Week 6 Observations from the Commish
1. A Winner and a Loser. Cousin Wayne reigned supreme with a 10-3 record and 11 points. He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken (HWNSNBS) came in a dismal last with a 6-7 record and 6 points. It dropped him from a tie for first to sixth in overall points. Some have suggested he has incurred a curse after picking against the Patriots for two straight weeks, or has at least incurred terrible Karma. Whatever the reason, his precipitous fall from grace is a victory for Justice in the world.
2. Patrick, Jo and Kevin on the Ascendency. Brother Kevin came in tied for second for the week with 10 points and has vaulted into a tie for first place with HWNSNBS’s son Patrick and Jo, all with 70 points for the season.
3. The Rest of the Pack. The Commish is steady at 69, Wayne is close at 67, Who Know Who with 66, Brain and Bran with 64 and Kate with 63. Luke, Sean and Scott have 61, 59 and 51 respectively.
4. Unanimous Choices Mixed. The members were 4-2 with unanimous choices. Winners were the Pack, the Steelers, the Bengals, and the Raiders. Losing were the Lions and the Saints. If it weren’t for Hitler Satan Ed HWNSNBS, both the Patriots and the Jets would have been unanimous winners.
5. Contentious Games. Members split on the Redskins-Eagles (7-5) and the Panthers-Falcons (6-6).
6. Non-Picks of the Week. HWNSNBS had lone picks on the Cowboys and the Dolphins. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
By the way, I was going through some old photos and found one of HWNSNBS when he was in college. In the interest of family bonding, I post it here.
By the way, I was going through some old photos and found one of HWNSNBS when he was in college. In the interest of family bonding, I post it here.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Week 6 Picks
Pat's Picks
Packers
Steelers
Redskins
Lions
Falcons
Bengals
Bills
Ravens
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Da Bears
Jets
Ed's Picks
Packers
Steelers
Eagles
Lions
Panthers
Bengals
Bills
Ravens
Raiders
Cowboys
Saints
Vikings
Dolphins
Packers
Steelers
Redskins
Lions
Falcons
Bengals
Bills
Ravens
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Da Bears
Jets
Ed's Picks
Packers
Steelers
Eagles
Lions
Panthers
Bengals
Bills
Ravens
Raiders
Cowboys
Saints
Vikings
Dolphins
Saturday, October 15, 2011
week 6 picks
Kate:
GB
Pitts
Washington
Detroit
Carolina
Cincy
Bills
Ravens
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Chicago
Jets
Scott&Kenzie:
GB
Pitts
Washington
Atlanta
Cincy
Bills
Ravens
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Chicago
Jets
GB
Pitts
Washington
Detroit
Carolina
Cincy
Bills
Ravens
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Chicago
Jets
Scott&Kenzie:
GB
Pitts
Washington
Atlanta
Cincy
Bills
Ravens
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Chicago
Jets
week 6 pix
SeanO:
Pack
Steelers
Eagles
Lions
Panthers
Bungles
Giants
Ravens
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Vikings
Jets
Bran&Ryan:
Packers
Steelers
Eagles
Lions
Falcons
Bungles
Bills
Texans
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Vikings
Jets
Pack
Steelers
Eagles
Lions
Panthers
Bungles
Giants
Ravens
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Vikings
Jets
Bran&Ryan:
Packers
Steelers
Eagles
Lions
Falcons
Bungles
Bills
Texans
Raiders
Pats
Saints
Vikings
Jets
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Week 6 Games
NFL Game Odds 10/16 - 10/17, 2011
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog | Total | Money Odds |
| 10/16 1:00 ET | At Green Bay | -15 | St. Louis | 48 | -$1200 +$800 |
| 10/16 1:00 ET | At Pittsburgh | -12 | Jacksonville | 40 | -$725 +$550 |
| 10/16 1:00 ET | Philadelphia | -1 | At Washington | 47.5 | -$110 -$110 |
| 10/16 1:00 ET | At Detroit | -5 | San Francisco | 46.5 | -$240 +$200 |
| 10/16 1:00 ET | At Atlanta | -4 | Carolina | 50.5 | -$210 +$180 |
| 10/16 1:00 ET | At Cincinnati | -7 | Indianapolis | 40.5 | -$330 +$270 |
| 10/16 1:00 ET | At NY Giants | -3 | Buffalo | 50 | -$185 +$165 |
| 10/16 4:05 ET | At Baltimore | -7.5 | Houston | 45 | -$360 +$310 |
| 10/16 4:05 ET | At Oakland | -5.5 | Cleveland | 44.5 | -$245 +$205 |
| 10/16 4:15 ET | At New England | -7 | Dallas | 55 | -$310 +$260 |
| 10/16 4:15 ET | New Orleans | -4.5 | At Tampa Bay | 49.5 | -$215 +$185 |
| 10/16 8:30 ET | At Chicago | -3 | Minnesota | 42.5 | -$150 +$130 |
| 10/17 8:35 ET | At NY Jets | -7 | Miami | 43 | -$310 +$260 |
Week 5 Observations
1. Loser Ed Loses. He Whose Name Cannot Be Spoken (Ed) lost ground this week. The Jets-loving Patriots hater’s miserable 7-6, the worst of the week, featured his predictable pick of the Jets over the Patriots. He also picked the Falcons over The Pack. The league office takes no position on all of this, other than to be reassured that God exists and He is just.
2. A Good Week. Jo, Bran and Ryan, Kate and the Commish, all came in at 10-3.
3. Satan Now Tied. HWNCBS is now tied with Jo and his son Patrick (sorry Patrick) with 60 points. The Commish is closing in with 59 and Rex Kevin is close behind at 58. Wayne is lurking at 56. B-Ry and Kate are surging at 55 and 54.
4. Only 4 Unanimous Picks this Week. We were 3-1 with the Lions, The Chargers, and the Vikes. The only loser was the Giants.
5. Pick of the Week. The closest thing to a pick of the week goes to the Commish, Sean and Scott for the Raiders.
6. Worst Picks of the Week. HWNCBS picked both the Jets (hahahahahahaha) and the Falcons (haha).
Saturday, October 8, 2011
week 5 pix
Bran&Ryan:
KC
Vikings
Bills
Texans
Saints
Bungals
Steelers
Giants
Bucs
Pats
Chargers
Packers
Lions
SeanO:
Colts
Vikings
Philly
Raiders
Panthers
Bungals
Steelers
Giants
Bucs
Pats
Chargers
Packers
Lions
KC
Vikings
Bills
Texans
Saints
Bungals
Steelers
Giants
Bucs
Pats
Chargers
Packers
Lions
SeanO:
Colts
Vikings
Philly
Raiders
Panthers
Bungals
Steelers
Giants
Bucs
Pats
Chargers
Packers
Lions
picks
Kev
Indy
Minnesota
Buffalo
Houston
NO
Jax
Pitts
NY Giants
SF
NE
SD
GB
Detroit
Jo
KC
Minnesota
Buffalo
Houston
NO
Jax
Tenn
NY Giants
SF
NE
SD
GB
Detroit
Indy
Minnesota
Buffalo
Houston
NO
Jax
Pitts
NY Giants
SF
NE
SD
GB
Detroit
Jo
KC
Minnesota
Buffalo
Houston
NO
Jax
Tenn
NY Giants
SF
NE
SD
GB
Detroit
week 5 picks
Kate:
Kansas City
Minnesota
Buffalo
Houston
NO
Jacksonville
Pitts
Giants
SanFran
Pats
San Diego
GB
Detroit
Scott & Kenzie:
Kansas City
Minnesota
Philly
Oakland
NO
Jacksonville
Tenn
Giants
TB
Pats
San Diego
GB
Detroit
Kansas City
Minnesota
Buffalo
Houston
NO
Jacksonville
Pitts
Giants
SanFran
Pats
San Diego
GB
Detroit
Scott & Kenzie:
Kansas City
Minnesota
Philly
Oakland
NO
Jacksonville
Tenn
Giants
TB
Pats
San Diego
GB
Detroit
Friday, October 7, 2011
Kevin Responds to Patrick
As in keeping with the rules and procedures of the Commissioner's office, the following email sent to us is reprinted below. This is done for various and sundry legalities.
*Note that "assiduous" is not used in its normal sense here.
Commish,
These assiduous remarks from other parts of the country need to stop. I'm worried about Patrick's mental stability. He seems obsessed with making other owners fail. This is such a disturbing character trait.
Bro*
*Note that "assiduous" is not used in its normal sense here.
Week 5 Picks
Pat's Picks
Titans
Giants
Bengals
Saints
Texans
Bills
Colts
Vikings
49ers
Pats
Chargers
Packers
Lions
Ed's Picks
Titans
Giants
Bengals
Saints
Texans
Bills
Colts
Vikings
49ers
Jets
Chargers
Falcons
Lions
Titans
Giants
Bengals
Saints
Texans
Bills
Colts
Vikings
49ers
Pats
Chargers
Packers
Lions
Ed's Picks
Titans
Giants
Bengals
Saints
Texans
Bills
Colts
Vikings
49ers
Jets
Chargers
Falcons
Lions
Thursday, October 6, 2011
*
Man, I thought the asterisk was denoting the defending champion. It seems even the Commish and staff are taking shots at the champ. THERE SHOULD BE A MEETING TO DISCUSS THE ILLEGAL USE OF THE ASTERISK. Marcus had a good week. The post ghost maintains the lead somehow. He and Patrick will pay dearly for going anti-Patriots. That should be an automatic three point deduction right there! Tight race, still anybody's game(except for snoozy Marcus). Sean is a bit listless and Bran is re-calculating(again) the Commish's stats. Scott got lucky and Jo continues to be persistent if not assiduous by saying things like "I would have won that pick if you told me he wasn't playing". Please include a complete roster breakdown each week and note with an asterisk which players have the sniffles or a hangnail. The PUP list is not sufficient. Cuz is at it again making ridiculous mid-week requests. Where is the auto-delete button? Oh, just hit C-U-Z at the same time! And up pops a cornhusker! Somebody wake up Luke. Is the Commish on vacation again? Kate closed her eyes and picked again this week.
The Defender
The Defender
Wayne's week 5 posts
Indy over KC
Vikes over Zona
Philly over Bills
Houston over Oakland
Saints over Carolina
Jacksonville over Bungels
Pittsburgh over Tenny
Giants over Seattle
Frisco over Tampa Bay
Pats over Jets
San Diego over Denver
Green Bay over Atlanta
Lions over Bears
Vikes over Zona
Philly over Bills
Houston over Oakland
Saints over Carolina
Jacksonville over Bungels
Pittsburgh over Tenny
Giants over Seattle
Frisco over Tampa Bay
Pats over Jets
San Diego over Denver
Green Bay over Atlanta
Lions over Bears
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Jets-Pats a huge game
I’m worried about the Jets. I’m hoping they are in trouble and won’t solve it easily, but I worry that if they win on Sunday, they will salvage their season, tying with the Pats and probably the Bills, who play the Eagles, another team that needs a win. I worry that the Jets are really motivated and they know how to beat the Pats.
Last year, in the playoffs, the Jets made the Patriots run. They played the pass on every down and basically dared the Pats to run, which they did but not very well. Too many long drives ended up when they couldn’t be sustained. They were able to pressure Brady and take away the short pass, so the only pass open was deep downfield, a low percentage pass.
I worry because of the match-ups as well. The Jets can’t stop the run, but they can stop the pass and put pressure on quarterbacks. The Pats lose when Brady is pressured and can’t get in rhythm. Last season, the Jets jammed our receivers at the line and disrupted their routes as well as Brady in the pocket.
On defense, the Pats can’t pressure the quarterback, so Sanchez could have a great day again, just like he did last winter. Without pressure, he can make his reads and hit the open receiver. The Ravens took the pass away from the Jets with their pressure. The Pats will give it right back to them.
Despite my worries, I will be picking the Pats. Not just because it is the O’Leary thing to do, but also because we might just have a pretty good running game, and that might open things up a bit for Brady. And also because Belicheck has had a long time to prepare for this game. It looks like he drafted to beat the Jets. After the obligatory first round lineman pick, he drafted a tall corner and two running backs. Both his safeties are tall to match up with the Jets receivers. Ridley looks like the real thing and maybe the defense will come up with a few turnovers.
Either way, we are at home and that should help a bit. Also, maybe the Jets really are overrated. They could easily be 1-3, and they had four come-from-behind wins last year. Maybe the Jets have lost their discipline. After all, their coach is a buffoon with a foot fetish, and their quarterback has made some bad decisions (like dating a high school junior last year). Maybe all that will produce some bad Karma. Maybe it already has. Nothing would give me more pleasure than having Rex Ryan fumble and falter and fail.
The Pats have a chance to pin the Jets down and do real damage to them. Or, it they turn in a clunker, then they will give the Jets life and momentum going forward.
A huge game!
Week 4 Obsdervations from the Commissioner
1. Winners of the Week: Bran and Ryan, Kate and Scott with 12-4 records and Monday night picks.
2. Pick of the Week: Luke, for his Chiefs over Vikes pick, the only one to pick them.
3. Almost Picks of the Week: Kevin, for Cowboys, Luke for Colts, Sean for Cardinals.
4. Patriot Haters of the Week and Everyone is Happy They Lost: Ed and Patrick for picking the Raiders. Can’t wait to see their Jets/Patriots pick this week.
5. Biggest Bust of the Week: Eagles, a unanimous pick.
6. Unanimous Picks Strong: Saints, Chargers, Packers, And Ravens all won; only the Eagles lost.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Week 5 Games
NFL Game Odds 10/9 - 10/10, 2011
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog | Total | Money Odds |
| 10/9 1:00 ET | At Indianapolis | -2 | Kansas City | 38.5 | -$130 +$110 |
| 10/9 1:00 ET | At Minnesota | -2.5 | Arizona | 44.5 | -$140 +$120 |
| 10/9 1:00 ET | Philadelphia | -3 | At Buffalo | 49.5 | -$145 +$125 |
| 10/9 1:00 ET | At Houston | -6 | Oakland | 49 | -$255 +$215 |
| 10/9 1:00 ET | New Orleans | -6 | At Carolina | 52.5 | -$260 +$220 |
| 10/9 1:00 ET | At Jacksonville | -2.5 | Cincinnati | 37 | -$140 +$120 |
| 10/9 1:00 ET | At Pittsburgh | -8 | Tennessee | Off | -$390 +$320 |
| 10/9 1:00 ET | At NY Giants | -9.5 | Seattle | 42 | -$500 +$375 |
| 10/9 4:05 ET | At San Francisco | -2 | Tampa Bay | 40.5 | -$140 +$120 |
| 10/9 4:15 ET | At New England | -9.5 | NY Jets | 48.5 | -$475 +$375 |
| 10/9 4:15 ET | San Diego | -4 | At Denver | 47.5 | -$205 +$180 |
| 10/9 8:30 ET | Green Bay | -5.5 | At Atlanta | 54 | -$255 +$215 |
| 10/10 8:35 ET | At Detroit | -6 | Chicago | 47.5 | -$250 +$210 |
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Jo's Picks Week 4
Detroit
NO
Philly
Washington
Cleveland
Buffalo
Minnesota
Chicago
Pitts
Atlanta
NY Giants
SD
GB
NE
Baltimore
TB
NO
Philly
Washington
Cleveland
Buffalo
Minnesota
Chicago
Pitts
Atlanta
NY Giants
SD
GB
NE
Baltimore
TB
Week 4 Picks
Pat's Picks
Lions
Saints
Eagles
Redskins
Browns
Bills
Vikings
Bears
Texans
Falcons
Giants
Chargers
Packers
Raiders
Ravens
Bucs
Ed's Picks
Lions
Saints
Eagles
Redskins
Browns
Bills
Vikings
Bears
Texans
Falcons
Giants
Chargers
Packers
Raiders
Ravens
Bucs
Lions
Saints
Eagles
Redskins
Browns
Bills
Vikings
Bears
Texans
Falcons
Giants
Chargers
Packers
Raiders
Ravens
Bucs
Ed's Picks
Lions
Saints
Eagles
Redskins
Browns
Bills
Vikings
Bears
Texans
Falcons
Giants
Chargers
Packers
Raiders
Ravens
Bucs
Saturday, October 1, 2011
WEEK 4
Kev - Picks week 4
Dallas
NO
Philly
Washington
Cleveland
Buffalo
Minnesota
Chicago
Houston
Atlanta
NY Giants
SD
GB
NE
Baltimore
TB
Dallas
NO
Philly
Washington
Cleveland
Buffalo
Minnesota
Chicago
Houston
Atlanta
NY Giants
SD
GB
NE
Baltimore
TB
assiduously
The owners need to call a meeting. The Commish is starting to throw around big words. I use BIG words that people can understand but the Commish uses words with ass in it. These indirect insults must stop. Maybe he missed his morning walk or the coffee pot broke or something! Kate, Scott and Miss McKenzie are visiting. Pa and NanJo are thrilled. I am concerned that having to pick this week in the close proximity of Kate and Scott may rub off on "The Defender". We'll get through it.
I hope SeanO is recovering from last week's nightmarish picks. Patrick, please google "assiduously" and get back to me with the results. I may use it in my next novel. No words of wisdom from Marcus(there never have been). He must be related to the Post Ghost. Luke needs to wake up and know who is driving who's car! The guy was incoherent when picking last week and still beat half the owners! What does that tell you?
Gotta go, the reporters are here for more interviews.
Assiduously yours
The Defender
I hope SeanO is recovering from last week's nightmarish picks. Patrick, please google "assiduously" and get back to me with the results. I may use it in my next novel. No words of wisdom from Marcus(there never have been). He must be related to the Post Ghost. Luke needs to wake up and know who is driving who's car! The guy was incoherent when picking last week and still beat half the owners! What does that tell you?
Gotta go, the reporters are here for more interviews.
Assiduously yours
The Defender
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