I hear something coming up from Florida and it's not a hurricane, just a lot of hot air and snark full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
It seems during the off season the Commish has temporarily relocated the Commissioner's Office up north. I suspect this is in an attempt to evade owners dissatisfied with the alleged corruption, cronyism and general incompetence of the office. I call for change you can believe in and we built that, whatever that is.
Anyway when will the ceremony to present the Chappie Award to last year's Champion (me) be held? I wish to file a complaint with the Commissioner's Office over this outrageous injustice.
In it to win it again,
Patrick, the Defending Champ.
