Thursday, November 14, 2013

Facts

It was nice of Omaha to explain exactly how he cheated at Strat-0-Matic baseball, however a review of the facts are needed.

Fact 1: No, Omaha didn't always spin exactly 7 and 1/4 turns. In fact, he seldom got it around even once.

Fact 2: No, Chappie did not sound like a member of the British royal family when he spoke. He sounded exactly like someone born to two 100% Irish immigrants.

Fact 3: No, Ted Williams was not left-handed. He batted left-handed, but he was right handed otherwise.