The Commissioner announced today that Bruno Santiago, the official in charge of accuracy of the league's picks, has been summarily fired. The Commissioner added that when demanded exactly why he identified Patrick and Ed O'Leary's erroneous pick of the Bills over the Jets last week. The Commissioner also supplied Bruno with pictures of both Patrick and Ed, their places of employment, and their address. He also loaned Bruno $500 for round trip tickets to Manchester, NH. When asked why did all these things, the Commissioner said, "The dude was pissed."
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