Thursday, September 19, 2013

The Commissioner Safe in Fort Myers!

The Commissioner wants to thank all the league members for their encouragement and good wishes on his successful return to Florida. The timing was fortunate as the day before he exited New Hampshire, the winter office was inundated with an hour long torrential rain, causing flooding on his personal residence.

Security has forbidden any direct identification of the actual whereabouts of the Commissioner's residence, but it would be safe to say that the dog is standing on the Commissioner's land, as he does twice each day.


The commissioner rallied the neighborhood by lending a canoe to some local urchins. However, the man in the picture told the boys that two crocodiles lived in a pond about 70 feet behind the grey house, and the boys lost their enthusiasm for the adventure. What a killjoy!