Thursday, September 12, 2013

Commissioner Launches an investigation into Possible Irregularities

The Commissioner announced today that he has initiated an investigation into the concerns stated by Sean, or Brandy, or some combination of both, that two of Brandy's picks were misidentified on the week 1 pick chart. Because the complaint was filed rather late in the weekly progress of the league's picks cycle, the investigation may take some time. By now, hackers could have compromised the security of the system and changed or deleted documents of paramount importance to the investigation.

The Commissioner said he would keep members informed of the investigation's progress. He wanted to informed concerned members that, in any event, the commissioner would remain the winner of week 1.