Saturday, January 28, 2017

This crap has got to stop

It has become quite evident that the language of league owners has fallen in the mud. With much agitation from Omaha, which by the way is normal, poor Jude is being slandered across the country. Now I think Guido has more than enough on his plate now and adding this frivolous investigation will only lead back to Omaha as they all do anyway. Guido, just stay in your office, sharpen your pencil and plan your next vacation.
We have other more pressing issues in front of us. Granby is still stuck in his tree. Windsor Locks is looking for more blueberries at a frozen lake. King of the North needs to resurrect his picks game. Amy us too busy flitting here and there. Big Red is a Patriot-hater. Jo is starting a picks dynasty. Nick is having beginner's luck(that will fade away). Ryan has already faded away. Marc thinks the season just started. Luke and Brandy have been picking as a team(as you can tell the wrong teams). Sean has finally decided to be competitive. The Ghost is more than living up to his name. The Commish needs a new adding machine as he continually denies owners their proper points. Deland seems to be the only one soaring above all the nasty and inaccurate dribble-drab flying around this league of malcontents! So cut the crap!
I do hope the SAC will approve funds to pay for Big Red's psychological evaluation for that Steelers pick!
Guido, call Goodell. He needs a friend!

A poopy mess to all,
Deland