The Commish regretfully reports that Guido Gonzales has demanded an investigation of Jude the Prude for "language violating the by-laws of the Go Zone Football League." Section X, number 8 states "No member shall use kaka words in postings. Doing such will result in am investigation of moral turpitude."
The Commish accepted as evidence The Prude's use of the kaka word "Poop" in a recent posting. The Commish expressed his regret and frustration with league members. "Why don't they read the by-laws," he said. "All of this stuff could be avoided then."
Unfortunately, when confronted with the allegation, the Prude doubled down. "That is bullpoop," she said.
