Sunday, January 15, 2017

Jude The Prude Should be Committed & Other Observations

I hardly know where to begin.

Jude supports and campaigns for the Commish, who immediately declares an end to the investigation into Jude's alleged history of gambling activities including consorting with bookies to lay bets on NFL games.

And Guido, whose hard work and diligence in gathering incriminating evidence to Jude's wrongdoing, first criticized this egregious act by our over-rated Commish, then throws his loyalty and support to him.  How much was the pay raise, Guido?

And by the way, has anyone ever actually seen this mysterious Guido?  How many ghosts are allowed on this site anyway?

The innocence of our on-line watering hole known as The Go Zone has been shattered by the admission of Jude, who in one short year has forever tarnished our image of social purity. 

Gambling!  Corruption!  I shudder to think what lies ahead.

And what will we, the establishment minions, do about it?  We can sit back and allow the corruption to continue, or we can make the Go Zone pure again.

What say you?

The Patriot of Omaha