Thursday, December 20, 2018

I'm Back Bitches, and That Means You Omablah


Yes, I'm back and you will regret how you have been abusing the Commish. Omablah has made as many errors as he has found, and where do all of those stupid titles come from? Only the SAC can bestow a title, honorary or otherwise. And I believe there is a fine of 2 points off your total if you are caught absconding with a title.

Looks like Omablah and Big Red are running away with the Millie and the Chappie. Maybe the Ghost if he gets his ass moving. How the hell did that happen?  What happened to Rude Jude? She was being investigated this time last year, and now her spirit is broken. But at least she isn't bouncing on the bottom like the Puke of Deland. What a joke! He is lucky to break even on any given week. And his wife Bossy will be pulling her "pick every underdog" strategy once the playoffs arrive, that is plain to see. Ironically, if she had stuck to that she would have won the Chappie last year!

Me and my bud Trumpy. Eat your hearts out!

And how does the Commish let Luke, Marc and Lindsey all submit the exact same picks last week? That is disgusting. They aren't even trying to hide it. And then when I started an investigation, guess what I found? None of them made a Sunday Pick! The Commish assigned them the home team, AND THEN THEY HAVE A RECORD WEEK, for them. What kind of happy horseshit is this! When I complained to the Commish, he told me that was the proper protocol. Proper Protocol! He should have given them every visiting team, so they would have been 4-12!!

He sighed and told me it has happened before. Two weeks ago Sean and Kyle forgot to make their picks, or were too busy or something. AND THEY WON THE DAMN WEEK!!!!! I don't see how if the Commish can go to the trouble of making out the damn picks chart and putting it into the Survey Monkey and collating all the 288 choices the League makes every week and putting them into the damn picks chart and replacing them with the Xed out team logos and totaling everyone's picks and putting them into the stats chart so everyone can complain about it every week, and suffer the slings and arrows of Insufferable Omablah's triumphant crowing every time he finds an error, members can't take the 45 seconds they need to fill out the damn chart!

Well I'm back and I've got the Commish's back like none of you have. Sleep well...for now.