Monday, December 31, 2018

Big Red Accepts The Millie

Just got off the phone with Big Red, who is in Texas with her daughter, Wendy, and she asked me to tell everyone that she is thrilled and honored to win the Millie.

She also added that Omaha should be proud to live with a celebrity...

Sheesh!



Omaha

Week 17 Stats Corrected


Wayne called and informed me that I used the uncorrected week 16 stats and that I assigned a bonus point to the wrong game this week. I corrected the stats (see below) and did away with the bonus point this week as there was no Monday Night game.




Big Red Snags the Millie


Congratulations to Karen Gonyea for winning the coveted Millie award for winning the regular season. In true GoZone style, she was among the leaders from start to finish. After jousting for the lead with Wayne and Peg for 7 weeks, she took over the lead with week 8.

Following Karen's 189 points was Wayne with 188 and Ed with 185. Karen's 189 points puts her in a tie for third place with Kevin for most points in a season. Ed had 190 and is in second place. Mike leads with 192. Mike, Ed and Kev's scores all happened last year.

Congrats again to our very deserving Millie winner, Karen Gonyea (aka Big Red).

The Millie



Week 17 Stats






Sunday, December 30, 2018

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Actually I picked the Seahawks and the Commish gave me the Chiefs. The Commish should be able to resolve the issue by checking the "Monkey".

The Ghost

Week 16 Audit

My diligent work as GO Zone Auditor has revealed yet another week of incorrect figures in the Commish's Week 16 stats.

Esteemed member Patrick has correctly pointed out the Commish blatantly gave himself a point for picking the Chiefs to win on Sunday night, when in fact they lost.  The Commish's stats were indeed 12-4 (not 13-3) for a total (with his bonus point for Monday night's game) of 13, not the 14 points he tried to slide past my watchful, and increasingly suspicious, eyes.  The Commish's accumulated points total should be 166, not the 167 he tried to slide by us.

As pointed out by the honorable Patrick, The Ghost's record for Week 16 was actually 12-4, not 12-3 as shown in the Commish's stats.  It is correct that since this error was on the loss column, it is superficial and doesn't affect the Ghost's points total, correctly shown as 172.

But wait, this report is not finished.

Move over to Mike's son Luke, aka Peterborough, points total.  Peterborough's record for the week was, in fact, 11-5.  Since he picked the losing Broncos on Monday night, he receives no bonus point.

But the Commish tried to slip son Luke an invisible point, upping his total to 12 for the week and an inflated accumulated total of 159, instead of the 158 he has actually earned.

Yours in dedicated service,



Omaha

CEO Auditing Department
Chief of Investigations
VP Quality Control
Senior Visible Member - SAC
Supervisor of Housekeeping




Scandal

Looks like the Commish gifted himself an extra point. Scandalous!

He did not mark his pick of the Chiefs as a loss and should be 12-4 on the week, not 13-3, with a points total of 166. Previous Total 153+12+Monday Night Extra Point=166.

Also the Ghost's record should be 12-4, not 12-3. Points total is correct though.


Concerned Member

Week 17 Picks Chart Link






Week 16 Stats






Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Where is the Commish?


Has out-of-control Guido kidnapped the Commish?  It's well into the afternoon on the east coast and the Commish still hasn't posted the week 16 results?

Guido's disruptive behavior needs to end NOW.  He throws out accusations with no hint of supporting evidence, much like his pal in Deland, casting aspersions on the good reputations of more responsible members of the GO Zone. 

It appears the Commish is out of commission.  Is this by choice, or is he incapacitated and a victim of Guido's attempt at a power grab?

Omaha



Senior Visible Member, SAC
Chief of Investigations
Director Human Resources
VP Quality Control
Supervisor of Housekeeping




Sunday, December 23, 2018

/week 16 Picks


Collusion??

  There appears to more than just a hint of collusion on two fronts. First, the Commish has been unusually quiet amid the Guido firestorm. No fines, no suspension, not even a whiff of whether to question that slouch of an IT director. Secondly, the records show that Luke and Marc have almost identical picks this year along with The king of the North and The Ghost, The Commish and Peg, and Nick and Amy. However the saddest of all seems to be coming from Nebraska but the difficult aspect  of this one surrounds the question of is Omaha picking for Big Red or is Big Red picking for Omahaha. One report also says that there is possible collusion between Onahaha and the Commish in that picks are coming in on monday mornings! This also could involve Guido on a number of fronts!
  All of this will make for a busy summer meeting as bylaw revisions, fines and suspensions will headline the agenda.

Yours in kindness,
Deland
League Watchdog
SAC Senior Advisor
Chairman, Blow The Whistle Committee

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Friday, December 21, 2018

Sadly responding

I am appalled at the turn of events with this kindred football league.  I don’t know who to trust and who to believe anymore.. Rude Jude?  Really!!!

Guido the guppy

 All league members should be aghast at the outburst from Guido. As much as he is spot on with his assessment of  Omaha,  he seems a bit on edge with the other dutiful members. It may be that he can’t find his pillbox.  No matter what the case, his verbal Trump-like  assault  on Deland and the Boss  calls for an immediate suspension and loss of pay.  The bylaws clearly state that any member  on any given week who cannot find the survey, they automatically take the home team .  Guido should take his sorry ass back to Puerto Rico  and rotate on his bar stool until his attitude is adjusted.  Even Omaha with his multitude of problems could agree that Guido has stepped  out of bounds.  One final note of interest  is that Guido was seen sleeping in the urinal at the NCAA volleyball tournament somewhere in  Nebraska. Another violation of his contract.  This does not bode well for him and calls for yet another investigation.
  I certainly hope Jude the Prude will be able to recover from all the insults!


Respectfully,
Deland
League Watchdog
SAC Senior Advisor

Thursday, December 20, 2018

I'm Back Bitches, and That Means You Omablah


Yes, I'm back and you will regret how you have been abusing the Commish. Omablah has made as many errors as he has found, and where do all of those stupid titles come from? Only the SAC can bestow a title, honorary or otherwise. And I believe there is a fine of 2 points off your total if you are caught absconding with a title.

Looks like Omablah and Big Red are running away with the Millie and the Chappie. Maybe the Ghost if he gets his ass moving. How the hell did that happen?  What happened to Rude Jude? She was being investigated this time last year, and now her spirit is broken. But at least she isn't bouncing on the bottom like the Puke of Deland. What a joke! He is lucky to break even on any given week. And his wife Bossy will be pulling her "pick every underdog" strategy once the playoffs arrive, that is plain to see. Ironically, if she had stuck to that she would have won the Chappie last year!

Me and my bud Trumpy. Eat your hearts out!

And how does the Commish let Luke, Marc and Lindsey all submit the exact same picks last week? That is disgusting. They aren't even trying to hide it. And then when I started an investigation, guess what I found? None of them made a Sunday Pick! The Commish assigned them the home team, AND THEN THEY HAVE A RECORD WEEK, for them. What kind of happy horseshit is this! When I complained to the Commish, he told me that was the proper protocol. Proper Protocol! He should have given them every visiting team, so they would have been 4-12!!

He sighed and told me it has happened before. Two weeks ago Sean and Kyle forgot to make their picks, or were too busy or something. AND THEY WON THE DAMN WEEK!!!!! I don't see how if the Commish can go to the trouble of making out the damn picks chart and putting it into the Survey Monkey and collating all the 288 choices the League makes every week and putting them into the damn picks chart and replacing them with the Xed out team logos and totaling everyone's picks and putting them into the stats chart so everyone can complain about it every week, and suffer the slings and arrows of Insufferable Omablah's triumphant crowing every time he finds an error, members can't take the 45 seconds they need to fill out the damn chart!

Well I'm back and I've got the Commish's back like none of you have. Sleep well...for now.




Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Refresh

Of course I know how to refresh the page.

You just...stares blankly at the page

Omaha

Amy, Omaha, Guido and a Glitch Fixed


1. No Amy. You picked the Panthers.


2. You're correct, Omaha. (and you know how much it pains me to say it.)

3. Deland alerted me to the fact that the week 16 games were the same as week 15. That happens occasionally when Guido is around when I am creating the surveys. It is fixed now. If you go to the link and click on it and the week 15 games comes up, refresh the page, or if you are Omaha and have no idea how to refresh a page, have Big Red do it.

4. No games on Thursday. Two games on Saturday. I won't be around tomorrow because I have to go to Tallahassee to bail out pick up Guido.





Week 15 Audit

Nice try, Commish.

If you count the "X's" you will see that you have 8 of them, Commish.  Thus, your record for the week was 8-8, not 9-7, giving you a corrected points total of 153 instead of the 154 you posted.

Omaha


CEO Auditing Department
VP Quality Control
Director Human Resources
Senior Visible Member Advisory Council
Supervisor of Housekeeping
Chief of Investigations
Hey Commish....... I thought I picked the saints?????

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Week 16 Pick Charts Link



Remember: No Thursday game, two Saturday games starting at 4:30.


Week 15 Stats









Sunday, December 16, 2018

Saturday, December 15, 2018

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Wow! Unbelievable

Simply one for the records. Wow, just unbelievable.

Illinois dominated Nebraska the first two sets.  It looked like a huge mismatch.

But we came back.

We came from behind to win the 3rd set, then the 4th set to square the match.

The 5th set (which only goes to 15) was back and forth until we scored the final 4 points to win 15-11.

Unbelievable.

What a classic.

Omaha

Thursday Night Picks


25 Mins to volleyball!

No. 1 seed Stanford plays No. 4 seed BYU in final four collegiate volleyball action coming up at the top of the hour, 7 PM EST.

No. 6 seed (& defending champion) Nebraska plays No. 3 seed Illinois in the second half of tonight's action.

The two winners play for the national championship Saturday evening.

Treat yourself to watching the action.  Trust me, you will love it.

Omaha

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Week 15 Picks Chart Link




Remember: There are two Saturday Games this week, 4:30 and 8:20.



Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Women's Final Four College Volleyball

The women's Collegiate volleyball tournament has now been narrowed to its final four teams.

This Thursday, December 13 the final four round will be televised live on ESPN.

The first match at 7:30 pm (EST) will feature No. 1 seeded and rated Stanford against No. 4 seed BYU.

The second match at 9:30 pm (EST) will feature No. 6 seed Nebraska against No. 3 seed Illinois.

Nebraska is the defending national champion and is making it's 4th straight final four appearance.

You all need to treat yourself to an exciting evening and watch these super talented women play volleyball at its highest level.  You will love it!

Omaha


Week 14 Audit

Congrats to our esteemed Commissioner!

The Week 14 stats have been audited and certified correct.



Omaha

Director Human Resources
CEO Auditing Department
Senior Visible Member Senior Advisory Council
Supervisor of Housekeeping
Chief of Bureau of Investigations


Week 14 Stats






Sunday, December 9, 2018

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Great Day for Volleyball

Today on ESPNU are the finals of the Elite Eight volleyball matches to determine next week's final four teams.

(All times Eastern)

4 PM - Illinois vs. Wisconsin

6 PM - Oregon vs. Nebraska

8 PM - BYU vs. Texas

10 PM - Penn State vs. Stanford

Stanford is the No. 1 seed.

Nebraska, the defending champion, will be trying to make its 4th consecutive final four.  The Huskers were national champs in 2017 & 2015.



Omaha

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Oops...

Well, it appears that I'm not infallible.  The discrepancy occurred last week, when I recorded Sanford with a 10-5 record, plus a bonus point for a total of 11 points.  I mistakenly recorded that everyone picked the Texans on the Monday night game, but Sanford picked the Titans.

I could say I was just testing everyone to see if you're paying attention, but I'll take the honorable approach and admit I goofed.

Omaha

VP Quality Control
CEO Auditing Department
Director Human Resources
Senior Visible Member - Advisory Council
Supervisor of Housekeeping
Chief of Bureau of Investigations
President Humble Pie Society




Title Man

Once again the league has been showered with the senseless accusations( that makes 12 this month) by Omahahahaha. His non-supportive figures only enforces the type of non-focus that comes out of the Midwest. However, maybe carrying some many self-appointed titles has interfered with common sense thinking. The only position he should hold is VP in Charge of Calculator Battery Replacement.

Deland

Concern for Omaha


I am not sure what is ailing poor Omahahahahahaha. but he should get medical attention immediately. The myopic man has raised an issue where none exists nor should exist, not for the first time.

His claim of a mistake in the point total of Sanford, one which Sanford neither reported or requested, is based solely on his week 12 point total being 124 instead of the reported 122. However, he offers no proof that 124 should be the correct total and rushes to accusations and slander.

The week 12 Stats verify that Sanford earned 122 points and was cut and pasted into the week 13 stats page. Neither I for anyone else knows why Sanford should have 124 points after week 12, but Omahhahahahahahaha insists that is so.

I know it is trendy to just make up statements without proof or validity, but we should all at the very least agree on the facts. I am not perfect. I make mistakes. When Omahahahahahahaha points any valid arithmetic errors, I quickly check his figures and correct the record.

But he has the advantage of having all the facts and figures in front of him. He must make a bigger effort to be as accurate as he can.


Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Week 13 Audit

 I had such high hopes for Week 13.  There are 18 players in the GO Zone football league. 

Our bumbling Commish got the first 14 players totals correct.

Then came player No. 15, young Sanford.

The Commish correctly said he had a 10-6 record, plus 1 bonus point = 11 Week 13 points.

But alas, his hot streak once again turned cold.  The Commish then added those 11 points to Week 12's total points, which he incorrectly listed as 122 points, giving him a new total of 133 points.

EXCEPT - Sanford's week 12 total points were 124, two points more than the Commish gave him credit for.

Sanford's correct numbers are:  Week 13 W-L record =   10-6
                                                                          Bonus =     1
                                                                          Total   =   11
                                                                   Last Week =  124
                                                                   New Total =  135

Sigh...



VP Quality Control
CEO Auditing Department
Director Human Resources
Senior Visible Member Advisory Council
Supervisor of Housekeeping
Chief of Bureau of Investigations

Week 14 Link






Week 13 Stats







Sunday, December 2, 2018