Omaha is apparently running for office, based on his
lame excuse of someone hacking his account. Of course, he may have a point. Omaha usually needs the IT staff to sign into his account every September. IT Director Guido Gonzales says he spends more time trying to get Omaha to memorize his passwords than he does processing the picks charts.
The Commish's sons, 'Fro and Peterborough, have rallied to his side and are currently
plotting discussing how best to react to the
fulsome and noxious attack on their beloved father.
"This will not end here," the 'Fro said through clenched teeth. "When I drive him to the league winter office in Fort Myers, we may have to detour through Nebraska." Peterborough added, "Whatever."
