I am finally once again able to post on this illustrious message board.  I expect it to be temporary, so I'm going to make my first post a very important one.

(You can exhale now.)

We finally did it!!!!!

Yep, Nebraska fired Bo Pelini!

I know you have anxiously been awaiting the coming of this great news, as I have been, so you can relax and resume your normal lives now.

Omaha