Thursday, September 11, 2014

Problems with Big Red's Picks

There are problems with Karen's picks. Firstly, Karen incorrectly picked the Vikings over the Patriots. I have a rather long essay for her to read about the nature of loyalty and true Americanism.

Secondly, Karen did the entire pick list twice. As the answers were identical, the Commish can only assume that she lacks faith in the Chart Picks process, and very much like speaking louder to foreigners, felt the need to resubmit.

But the Survey Monkey is working well, and a record 7 league members availed themselves of its time saving properties. Let's go for full participation this week!

BTW, doctors extracted a liter of pus from the Commish's left lung yesterday and plan on looking at his right lung later this week. The commissioner will be returning to the Southern League Office in late September, as he is forbidden to fly for 3 weeks after the procedure. He wishes to thank all of those who have sent cards and letters and email to him. fervently wishing for his speedy recovery.