Thank you brother.

Corrected Stats for Week 12

After much consternation and numerous phone calls, the league office has corrected the statistics for week 12, with the help of the official league auditor Cousin Wayne of Omaha.

In a perfect storm scenario, the league marked Judy wrong for picking the Skins over the Lions, resulting in one extra point assigned to everyone else. Secondly, Judy also had mistakenly been assigned the Eagles over the Seahawks, losing her another point. Patrick also had an issue which had to be addressed.

The result is a need to republish the stats for week 12. The following is the official league stats for week 12.

Thanks again to Wayne, Judy and Patrick for checking their stats and notifying the main office and the auditor. Interestingly, Guido noted that no one caught the fact that he or she was assigned an extra point for a losing Lions pick, including the Commish. He immediately lurched into a conspiracy theory about the picks, the members and various political screeds.

If the following is not totally correct, write to the blog suggesting further investigation.

You did pick the Seahawks

Judy - I checked with our Commish, and you did in fact pick the Seahawks over the Eagles in Week No. 12.  We have made the corrections.

This improved your record for the week to 12-2, and when you add that to your previous 105 points, you now have 117 points through week 12.

You're welcome.


Omaha
VP Quality Control

Checking

Hi commish,  could you check and see if I picked the eagles?  I had Seahawks on my end.

to Jude

According to the picks chart that was posted prior to the games, Judy, you picked the Eagles to win the Eagles-Seahawks game.  The Seahawks won 17-9.

If you didn't pick the Eagles, you will have to take that up with our Commish.


Omaha

Thanksgiving Day Picks

Thanksgiving Week

1. The Commish thanks Cousin Wayne for his hard work on the weekly audits. While it is hard for Guido to admit mistakes, the Commish is determined to make the GoZone Football League the most transparent and responsive as possible. With this in mind, members should contact Wayne by posting their corrections (as many do) so that both the Commish and Wayne will get the same information. Thanks again to Wayne for a job well done.

2. Members should note that there are three games on Thursday, starting at 1:00. Failure to submit your picks will result in being assigned the home team.

3. Guido sends his regards to league members. He wishes them a great thanksgiving, and reminds them that he "knows people" who can and will take care of "problems."

Correction

 I also won the Seahawks game. Should put me to 12-2

Stats

Omaha needs a new pencil sharpener which he will undoubtedly put on his expense account. Surely he will add in the additional Advil required to complete the job.
Guido doesn't own a pencil.
Gracie ate the Commish’s pencil.
The home office is undergoing some transition. That would be going from bad to worse.
The Commish has conveniently forgot about the league amendment Section TB12 Article 12 which clearly states that any league member who runs the table on a given week will be rewarded with a 2 point bonus to their total. He stated that this would require too much erasing for the auditor. Something has to be done about this Goodell-type of leadership.
Rise up members! Not so loudly though as to wake up The Ghost.
Lastly, it appears the Royce family cheated(again) coming in all 12-2. Omaha , please re-audit the Westmoreland Wannabees!

Best to all
Delightful Deland

Correct

Correct. With the Skins over the Lions corrected it comes out to 120. Although the previous points total should be 109 not 108.

The Commish got to the correct total of 120 by making two errors that cancelled each other out.

In some alternate reality, probably where Guido lives, perhaps the Lions did win.

This is fine.

Sheesh, this job is killing me...

Actually Patrick, your correct score is 120.

But I'm afraid I'll have to call the Commish and straighten this mess out.

The Commish shows the Lions beating the Redskins in Week 12, when actually the Redskins won the game, 19-14.

All of us who picked the Lions lost, while Jude The Prude, as the only player who picked the Redskins, is the only winner of that game.

Omaha

VP Quality Control
CEO Auditing Dept.

Points total incorrect

My points total should be 121. My points total for last week was 109 (it had been incorrectly listed as 110). So 109 + 12=121.

Week 13 Picks Link

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/FHCPM77

Week 12 Stats

(This revision is to account for adding 3 points to the totals for Peg, Sean and Ryan, all of whom had a perfect week this season, Sean and Peg in week 8 and Ryan for week 11.)

Errors, Errors Everywhere

Commish,

I should have the Seahawks over the Eagles and the Packers over the niners.

I'm assuming this is Guido's fault since the exalted Commissioner would never make such errors.

I know it's easy to confuse these bird based teams when you are day drinking. So Guido STOP the day drinking.

So says the King in the North.

PS  Wayne, keep up the good work. You're the hero this pool needs.

Week 12 Picks

Week 12 Thursday Night Picks

And the Thursday night picks are...?

About 15 mins until kickoff, picks, please...

Omaha

Week 11 Audit

Whew!  I hardly know where to begin.

It was a bad week for the Commish, creating a lot of work for me.

1  Patrick.  In his list of Week 11 picks the Commish showed Patrick picking the Bills over the Phins.  After Sunday's games, Patrick posted to the Commish that he had actually picked the Phins, who lost. 

The Commish ignored Patrick's honesty, credited him with a Bills win and a 11-3 record, when he actually had a 10-4 record for the week.

Thus, Patrick's corrected Week 11 stats should read:   Week Record           10-4
                                                                                      Monday Night          1
                                                                                      Week's Pts               11
                                                                                       Previous Pts.           98
                                                                                       Total Points             109

I commend Patrick for his honesty - Deland and the Commish no doubt consider him a schmuck.

2.  Kirk.  Kirk was 10-4 for the week, the Commish correctly gives him 4 X's, yet incorrectly shows him 11-3 for the week and an incorrect Total Points of 104.

Thus, Kirk's corrected Week 11 stats should read:       Week Record            10-4
                                                                                      Monday Night            1   
                                                                                      Week's Pts.                11
                                                                                       Previous Total          92
                                                                                       Total Pts                   103

3.  Peterboro.  Last week the Commish made a simple math error, failing to add in his correct Monday night pick, resulting in an incorrect new total points score of 99, which I corrected to 100 total points.

The Commish failed to make the correction, again shorting Peterboro 1 point.

Thus, Peterboro's correct Week 11 stats should read:    Previous Pts             100
                                                                                        Total Pts.                 112

Omaha
CEO Auditing Dept

                                                                             

A Week to super-audit

First, congrats to Ryan for running the table this week. Second, Omaha please comb thru and triple-audit his picks. The King of the North suspects coercion and flat-out cheating from the Westy-not-so-Beaty. This may lead to an investigation highlighted by interviews with Guido, The Commish and half the population of Westmoreland(7).

Dutifully,
Deland

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/RBSR7LH

Week 11 Stats

Audit Away

Both Deland and Jude The Prude are welcome to audit the official auditor if they wish. 

Of course, it would be helpful if either of them could produce a certificate verifying they have successfully completed a class in 3rd grade math.


Omaha


CEO Auditing Dept
VP Quality Control
Director Human Resources
Chief of Investigations
Supervisor of Housekeeping
Senior Visible Member - Advisory Council

Another audit

Yo Commish,

I had the Fins over the Bills.... regrettably.

Audit indeed

It has become woefully apparent that the league needs to conduct an audit of the self-appointed auditor self-charged with auditing the weekly auditable stats. Jude the Pride would be the most qualified owner to lead the audit knowing intensely the antics of Omaha. We should expect the audit of the audit of the auditor to be completed by the summer meeting.
Best to all,
Humble Deland

Audit

Hey wait, does anyone double check the auditor/VP Quality control’s sores?

Week 11 Final Picks

Week 11 Thursday Night Picks

Week 10 Audit

Oops.

After racing his way through the first 9 weeks with only one audit error, our Commish stumbled in week 10, making 3 errors.

1.  Ryan picked the Bears against the Lions, and the Bears won.

Our Commish in his final stats for the week mistakenly showed Ryan picking the Lions, thus charging Ryan with a loss he didn't incur.

I have handled the error with our Commish, and he has corrected Ryan's score from 3-10 to 4-9 for a corrected grand total of 100.

2.  The Commish also failed to add one point for Luke, who correctly picked the Monday night winner.  I have corrected his new total to 101 instead of the the 100 our Commish gave him.

3.  Also, our Commish made a typo on Peg's total score.  I corrected her total score to 94 instead of the 04 he gave her.



Omaha
CEO Auditing Department
VP Quality Control

Week 11 Picks Link

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/95VV3XY

Week 10 Stats

Week 10 Final Picks

Week 10 Thursday Night Picks

Yet Another Clean Audit - Incredible!

This is simply unbelievable!  We are 9 weeks into the season, and our Commish has 8 clean audits.

My weekly fact checks have sure cleaned things up.



Omaha

CEO Auditing Dept.
VP Quality Control
Supervisor of Housekeeping

Week 10 Picks Link

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/73Y9VMB

Week 9 Stats

Week 9 Picks