Say it ain't so, Sis

The latest update from the Honorable Guido Gonzales, Director of  IT Dept., etal.,  and lead investigator for the Go Zone Football League Committee for Purity, etal., is most distressing.

As I feared, it appears one of our members of the weak-minded weaker sex is in violation of the Go Zones rules on professional gambling.  But which one?

I have tried to deny rumors that my rotten fragile little sister, whom I've run protective interference for since her birth, could possibly seek to infiltrate our club and disgrace it by engaging in illegal gambling activities, thereby threatening our amateur association.

Please Sis, say it ain't so.

Omaha