Monday, October 24, 2016

Omaha Attacks Soccer

Omaha has gone south before, but this is too much. To insult soccer, the future game of America and the apple of every young parent's eye, by comparing it to that game is unforgivable. Believe me, unforgivable. SAD.

And to make things worse, Deland in the middle of a conversation on housing in Fort Myers broke into a similar hissy fit about that game. Deland, often an enemy of Omaha, agreed with him so much that it was if they had colluded on their talking points and conclusions. Deland's only divergence from Omaha was to say that the game made talking to Omaha seem exciting.

On a more important note, the Commissioner's Office will be moving from its summer residence in Nashua, NH, to the warm and friendly confines of Fort Myers, FL this week. While the trip is being planned with the aim of superior communications, The Commish and his son the "Fro will be on the road Thursday night, so any dawdling of picks will face the scrutiny of time-stamped messages or emails. The Commish may not have the time or the internet connection to remind people to make their picks.