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Omaha Running for Office?

Omaha is apparently running for office, based on his lame excuse of someone hacking his account. Of course, he may have a point. Omaha usually needs the IT staff to sign into his account every September. IT Director Guido Gonzales says he spends more time trying to get Omaha to memorize his passwords than he does processing the picks charts.

The Commish's sons, 'Fro and Peterborough, have rallied to his side and are currently plotting discussing how best to react to the fulsome and noxious attack on their beloved father.

"This will not end here," the 'Fro said through clenched teeth. "When I drive him to the league winter office in Fort Myers, we may have to detour through Nebraska." Peterborough added, "Whatever."

This is an outrage!

Holy Cow!  Are you all right, Commish?  No one, no matter how despicable, should be subjected to such a dastardly attack, even if justified.

BTW way, I have reason to believe someone has hacked into the Go Zone and is making posts under member user names. 

Reviewing the blog, I see some imposter made a post under my user name on July 18.  Thankfully, he didn't tie me into the unwarranted and possibly criminal attack on our esteemed Commish the day prior, on August 17.

Are there sufficient funds in our account to hire a body guard?  This, of course, is dependent upon the Senior Council actually approved such a ridiculous request.

Incidentally, are you displaying any PTS symptoms?   I mean, um... more than usual, er..., ah....like....something more other than nor...., uh....nevermind.

Omaha

Commish Attacked

(AP) Nashua, NH The Commissioner of the Go Zone Football League was attacked at his desk on Aug 17. According to a league spokesman, the Commish was at his desk despite doctor's warnings to stay in bed as he recuperated from heart surgery.

The spokesman added that the Commish was taking a nap at his desk when a red-faced, white-haired villain broke the door to his office and proceed to "shake and smack the commish around quite a bit." IT Director Guido Gonzales said he heard someone shouting "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up ya slop, football season is around the corner and there's work to be done!"

Gonzales said the Commish was too dazed to recognize the degenerate who did this, and by the time he got to the Commish's office, "the vile scum was gone." However, Gonzales said he thought he recognized the voice. "It sounded a lot like the mumbling wreck of humanity Omaha. I can't be sure, but he is low enough to attack a sick man trying to recuperate from a life threatening operation."

Police said they had no clues mainly because Gonzales has also accused the Duke of Deland, the Ghost, the King of the North and Cali of having plenty of motive for injuring his boss. "They hate him and would do anything to destroy him," Gonzales concluded.

Week 1 Alternative Picks Chart

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Sample Picks Chart for 2016

The IT Department, headed by Guido Gonzalez (AKA Guido Gomez, George Gentry) has produced a sample picks chart for the 2016 season. Please fill it out and click on DONE to complete the survey.

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HEY! Where is everybody???

::kicks open door::

::sees Commish passed out in swivel chair behind desk::

::shakes Commish::

::slaps Commish::

Wake up ya slop, football season is around the corner and there's work to be done!

Geez, this place smells awful, it's disgusting.

Cummon!!!  Wake up!!!!