EMERGENCY MEETING — SENIOR ADVISORY COUNCIL

THE COMMISH HAS CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE SAC TO DISCUSS AND ACT UPON "AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT" TO THE LEAGUE. THE COUNCIL WILL DISCUSS AND ACT UPON THE SITUATION WHEREIN A FORMER MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING PICKED AGAINST THE PATRIOTS, OBVIOUSLY THROWING AWAY POINTS FOR NO GOOD REASON.

AND, EVEN MORE EGREGIOUS, THE PICK WAS THE BILLS OVER THE PATS.

THE BILLS!!!

THIS MEMBER CHOSE THE BILLS TO BREAK FAITH WITH THE PATS, INCUR THE WRATH OF GUIDO GONZALES, AND BREAK THE COMMISH'S HEART.

SPEAKING OF GEEGEE, HE HAS REQUESTED THE OPPORTUNITY TO PRESENT THE LEAGUE'S CASE AGAINST THE MEMBER, TO SUGGEST SUITABLE RESPONSES, AND TO CARRY OUT THE PUNISHMENT FORTHWITH.

HE OBSERVED THAT THE TAKING OF POINTS AGAINST THE MEMBER WOULD BE USELESS AS THE MEMBER HAS ALREADY SHOWN A LACK OF VALUING OF POINTS BY COMMITTING THE INFRACTION TO BEGIN WITH.

THE COMMISH POINTS OUT THAT THE PATS AVERAGE—AVERAGE—14 WINS A YEAR, SO BY PICKING THEM EACH WEEK EACH MEMBER STARTS THE SEASON WITH A PLUS TWELVE IN POINTS. IN A LEAGUE WHERE POINTS ARE OFTEN HARD TO COME UP WITH, IT SEEMS VINDICTIVE AND SELF-DESTRUCTIVE TO PICK AGAINST THE PATS, NOT TO MENTION THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THE RUSSIANS WANT TO HAPPEN TO OUR LEAGUE.

FAKE NEWS, FAKE PICKS AND FAKE LOYALTY ARE TOO MUCH TO BEAR. THIS IS HOW THE DESTRUCTION OF THE COUNTRY STARTS!

FURTHERMORE, THE COMMISH TAKES THIS AS A PERSONAL ATTACK ON HIM, ON HIS IDEALS AND ON HIS WAY OF LIFE. HE HAS OFFERED TO RESIGN FROM THE COMMISSIONER'S OFFICE AND DEDICATE THE REST OF HIS LIFE TO TEACH YOUNG CHILDREN THE VALUE OF LOYALTY, RESPECT AND PATRIOTISM.