Heh, listen to the crying coming out of Naples.  I can't even hold an outdoor practice with all the spygate drones buzzing overhead. 

There is nothing, I repeat - NOTHING - in the bylaws that prohibits an owner from listing all 53 of its players as "questionable" for the upcoming game. 

It is a fact that wannabes trailing in the race for the Chappie Award are demanding I publish my gameplan so they can pick the other team, their only chance to overtake my squad.

Well, it ain't gonna happen.  My gameplan will be forwarded to our esteemed Commish during the coin-flip.  The only way you get it before then is to rip it from my cold, dead hands...

Omaha cuz