This is an outrage!

Holy Cow!  Are you all right, Commish?  No one, no matter how despicable, should be subjected to such a dastardly attack, even if justified.

BTW way, I have reason to believe someone has hacked into the Go Zone and is making posts under member user names. 

Reviewing the blog, I see some imposter made a post under my user name on July 18.  Thankfully, he didn't tie me into the unwarranted and possibly criminal attack on our esteemed Commish the day prior, on August 17.

Are there sufficient funds in our account to hire a body guard?  This, of course, is dependent upon the Senior Council actually approved such a ridiculous request.

Incidentally, are you displaying any PTS symptoms?   I mean, um... more than usual, er..., ah....like....something more other than nor...., uh....nevermind.

Omaha

Commish Attacked

(AP) Nashua, NH The Commissioner of the Go Zone Football League was attacked at his desk on Aug 17. According to a league spokesman, the Commish was at his desk despite doctor's warnings to stay in bed as he recuperated from heart surgery.

The spokesman added that the Commish was taking a nap at his desk when a red-faced, white-haired villain broke the door to his office and proceed to "shake and smack the commish around quite a bit." IT Director Guido Gonzales said he heard someone shouting "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up ya slop, football season is around the corner and there's work to be done!"

Gonzales said the Commish was too dazed to recognize the degenerate who did this, and by the time he got to the Commish's office, "the vile scum was gone." However, Gonzales said he thought he recognized the voice. "It sounded a lot like the mumbling wreck of humanity Omaha. I can't be sure, but he is low enough to attack a sick man trying to recuperate from a life threatening operation."

Police said they had no clues mainly because Gonzales has also accused the Duke of Deland, the Ghost, the King of the North and Cali of having plenty of motive for injuring his boss. "They hate him and would do anything to destroy him," Gonzales concluded.

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HEY! Where is everybody???

::kicks open door::

::sees Commish passed out in swivel chair behind desk::

::shakes Commish::

::slaps Commish::

Wake up ya slop, football season is around the corner and there's work to be done!

Geez, this place smells awful, it's disgusting.

Cummon!!!  Wake up!!!!

SAC Passes New Membership Requirements

The Senior Advisory Council has passed stringent new requirements for people seeking membership in the Go Zone Football League. As everyone knows, memberships are at a premium and space is small for new members. For that reason, the Commish tasked Guido Gonzales with creating new requirements. He has done so and the SAC unanimously accepted them. The advisory council of the GZFL thanked him profusely for his work and dedication to his job.

The documents are a loyalty oath and a formal application.

Comments congratulating the Commish and the SAC can be made on this blog.

Luke Accepts Trophies

The Commish presents the 2015 Chappie
to Lucas O'Leary last Sunday.

The Commish presented trophies to Luke O'Leary and to JoAnne Kelley O'Leary Sunday at the Summer Awards Presentations in Mt. Uncanoonic Lodge.

Luke received both the Millie (regular season champion) and the Chappie (Overall League Champion). This year, for the first time, the Chappie was earned by two league members, Luke and JoAnne tied for the most points earned. Jo wasn't at the event, so her trophy was accepted by Kevin O'Leary, a close personal relation.

The Commish's remarks were rudely cut short by heckling from Omaha and Deland, and he had to abandon a lengthy personal history prepared for the event. Nevertheless, participants enjoyed the food, good humor and pleasant atmosphere of the lodge. An investigation is underway by Guido Gonzales as to who gave out the location of the event to Omaha and Deland. He promised to "find and punish" the culprit.

Lucas said his success came from clean living and "flying under the radar" of some of the most vocal league players. His surprising and some would say reckless picks were a product of his philosophy of taking a risk in life.

Luke promised to "assiduously defend his title."