ESPN BREAKING NEWS!!
Adam Schefter reports that Ryan Royce has been implemented in the most recent sign steeling conspiracy. He was spotted taking notes from the Michigan coach; he then used those same tactics on Amy Royce. This is reportedly worse than Deflate Gate. Sources close to Schefter stated he had to resort to these actions to protect his dignity; there was NO WAY he was going to let his wife beat him. Physically or emotionally.....
In other factual news..... like father, like daughter. I currently sit in last place after a poor attempt to pull a "Diane" this week. There are no more words....
