Where da picks?

The commish was spotted at the residence of Roger Goodell. Inside sources claim they met to discuss altering certain members picks to quote "balance out the league standings". The source also says this is because of complaints made by Deland. Deland claims his picks are "better than his stats" and he wants that "corrected". So he called in a favor from the commish. When reached for a comment, the commish responded with a string of obscenities.