Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Week 3 audit

 I have completed my week 3 audit and pronounce the Commish's stats correct.

Amazing...



Omaha

VP Quality Control
CEO Auditing Department

Sunday, September 27, 2020

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Scary

 Well, two weeks in and The Commish For Life has bashed more owners than Trump has medical science! That is going some! Patriot-haters seem to abound this week. How quickly they discard the team of the century. This will be remembered indeed. Blatant disregard of league rules has not ever been so vivid! The Commish has turned a blind eye toward delinquent owners. Guido is a mush ball. Quite sure Gracie is running the show down there! Omaha’s detailed report is the only shining light going into week 3.


Dialed in,

Deland


Weeks 1 & 2 Audit

 I hereby certify that weeks 1 & 2 standings are correct!.

Wow!

A 2-week accuracy streak - eclipsing the Commish's previous 1-week record!

Way to go Commish, keep up the good work.


Omaha

VP Quality Control & CEO Auditing Dept.


Week 2 Observations

 1. Monday Night Massacre! Much to the chagrin of almost all league members, the Raiders upended the Saints on MNF. It was particularly bad for Karen and Ed who missed their chance for an undefeated week.  

2. Marcus Wins POW. The 'Fro was the only member of the league to pick theRaiders. What did he know and when did he know it?

3. The Reverse POW. This award goes to Peg for picking the Jags over the Titans and Lindsey for picking the Broncos over the Steelers.

4. Late to the Party. Marc was the official winner, sending in his picks over an hour after the deadline, but Judy was close when she changed her pick on the Pats/Seahawks at 3:30 in the afternoon.

5.Guido Not Happy. Needless to say, Guido was irate that people were treating the Commish so rudely. "Omaha them," he said, "They should be tarred, feathered, drawn and quartered and also kicked out of the league." Of course, Guido has had a couple of rough months, but he still should be more respectful to league members.