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So hearing about Omaha and his colonoscopy only adds to his effort to deflect attention from his own paltry game. Such cutting remarks from a senior member with soooo many titles is at best disturbing. This may call for an internal investigation similar to his colonoscopy. Results may not be clear! Karen, feed him! He is getting ugly! Must be his golf game has gone to hell again!
Best to all and Kirk,
Deland
CEO, Colonoscopies-R-Us

Thanks for the lift, Deland

Thanks to you, Deland, Karen didn't feed me on Mon-Tue-Wed this week.

Soooo - since I wasn't full of shit and it was a slow day, I took advantage of this and had a colonoscopy today.  Sure glad to get that out of the way.  Did I thank you for this, Deland?

Oh, and you should sharpen your game, Deland, cause Kirk is only 4 points behind you.

Omaha


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Chief of Investigations
IT Director

Drippy, goopy, blah

Once again Omaha has over-stepped his bounds alluding to the insignificant rise in the standings of Kirk, the tree-sitting squirrel hunter from CT. Apparently his slight bump in the standings has lit up Omaha’s meteor scale. A slow day in Nebraska. Judy and Diane should not stand for such remarks from Omaha picturing them as the driftwood of the league! Karen, don’t feed the guy for three days and take his golf clubs away, maybe that will straighten out the self-appointed accounting czar. Again, a slow day in Nebraska.
Best to all in the playoffs,
Deland
Chairman, Watchdog Committee Go-Zone

Way To Go, KIRK!

 I certify that the Commish's Week 19 stats are correct.

Normally such a performance by our Commish would call for high and most certainly
unexpected praise.

But there was a much greater achievement in Week 19 that the Commish has shamefully not yet recognized.

After week 5 Kirk was in 17th place, ahead of  only the hopelessly hapless Judy.

After week 13, he was still 17th, the only face in his rear view mirror being his sister, Diane.

In the past 6 weeks, he has risen a dozen slots to a tie for 5th, just 9 points behind the leader, Joanne!

Kirk was the only member of the Zone to correctly pick all four games this past week, scoring an outstanding 14 points.  No one else was even close!


Congrats Kirk!!!


Omaha

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