Monday, February 3, 2020

Super Bowl Audit

Well, I must say guess I should say, um...oh what the hell.

I am going to be nice and say congrats to the Commish for another year of fun and insults on the GO Zone.

I also think that it is for the best that the Boss of Deland didn't sweep both the Millie and Chappie Awards this season.  Winning both would end your life as you know it, Jo.  Seriously, think about it.

Your head would be so messed up that it would be unbearable, not just for you, but for all of us - as  our sweet, loving Joanne would be no more.  Oh, I am overcome with sadness just thinking of it!

And deep down, I think The Boss knows this and passed her own joy down to her undeserving husband by picking the 49ers.  There is no other explanation.  What a sweetheart!

Of course, there is a downside to her charity.  Will Deland acknowledge and truly appreciate this act of  insanity love?  We're talking Deland here, so the answer is "hell no, of course not."



Now for the Audit.  The Commish made just two minor errors this week, none of them affecting the final standings.

He gave Big Red 6 bonus points, overlooking the fact that she picked the Chiefs to gain the most rushing yards.  So her total should 7 + 5 = 12 points, and a total of 197 for the season.

He credited Patrick with just 4 bonus points, instead of the 5 he won, bringing Patrick's total score for the season up to 198.


Omaha

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