1. Joanne 185
2. Sanford 183
3. Marc 182
4. Duke of Deland 180
5. (T) Ryan 178
5. (T) The Commish 178
7. (T) Amy 177
7. (T) Nick 177
9. (T) Lindsay 176
9. (T) Patrick 176
9. (T) The Auditor 176
12. Peg 175
13. Kirk 174
14. The Ghost 173
15. Luke 169
16. Karen 167
17. Judy 166
18. Diane 165
Respectfully Submitted,
Omaha
CEO Auditing Department
Monday, December 30, 2019
Jo Wins the Millie
Congrats to Joanne for winning the Millie. The Boss scored 185 points this season. Son Sean was close behind with 183 and Marc was next with 182. Jo was amazingly consistent this year and that brought her the glory!IN other news, the Senior Advisory Council met last night and voted to extend the "I Beat Omaha" T-shirt offer to the regular season as well. Eligible for the t-shirt are Nick, Ryan, Amy, Sean, Jo, Kevin, Marc, and Mike. The cost is $15.00 and checks should be sent to Mike at 15840 Keygrass Ln, Fort Myers, FL 33905.
Dues are, well, due. The extremely cheap price of $10 will help pay for the trophies. Earlier this year, the SAC voted for a no-trophy penalty for those who win awards but fail to pay dues. The league is well into the red and could hardly afford to pay for Guido's bail last time.
Again, Congrats to Jo. Her tenacity served her well this year. Last year, Karen won with 188 points and the all time point record belongs to Mike with 192 in 2017-18.
Special thanks to Cousin Wayne whose tenacious auditing of the weekly results makes us a better and more transparent league.
Sunday, December 29, 2019
Tuesday, December 24, 2019
Week 16 Audit
BEEP!
Uh, you need to make a change on Lindsay's total points, Commish.
You correctly have her 11-5 for the week, 1 point for Monday night, for a correct total of 12 points.
You correctly show her with a previous total of 155 points.
When you add the 12 points to the previous total of 155 points, the new total points SHOULD be 167.
Unfortunately you show her new total as 157.
Please make the corrections in your records so that the error is not carried over next week.
Omaha
CEO Auditing Dept
VP Quality Control
Uh, you need to make a change on Lindsay's total points, Commish.
You correctly have her 11-5 for the week, 1 point for Monday night, for a correct total of 12 points.
You correctly show her with a previous total of 155 points.
When you add the 12 points to the previous total of 155 points, the new total points SHOULD be 167.
Unfortunately you show her new total as 157.
Please make the corrections in your records so that the error is not carried over next week.
Omaha
CEO Auditing Dept
VP Quality Control
Sunday, December 22, 2019
Saturday, December 21, 2019
Tuesday, December 17, 2019
Week 15 Audit
Our Commish has passed the audit of his Week 15 stats.
Congrats Commish!
Omaha
CEO Auditing Dept.
VP Quality Control
Supvr of Housekeeping
Congrats Commish!
Omaha
CEO Auditing Dept.
VP Quality Control
Supvr of Housekeeping
Sunday, December 15, 2019
Thursday, December 12, 2019
Wednesday, December 11, 2019
survey address faulty?
I am unable to click on the picks survey link as posted by our Commish.
Omaha
Omaha
Tuesday, December 10, 2019
Week 14 Audit
Congrats to the Commish - he passed this week's audit with flying colors!
Omaha
CEO Auditing Dept.
Omaha
CEO Auditing Dept.
AWOL Auditor
It appears Omaha, aka The Ultimate Auditor with his many useless titles, was awol for a good part of the week which affected the timely submission of picks. That in itself has triggered an investigation. Guido will chair that panel with the task of figuring out Omaha's timeline of misinformation and probably illiegal picks after the whistle so to speak. He divulged his picks today and still had two wrong!
The other travesty this week arose from Westmoreland. Imagine a New Englandah even thinking about not taking the Pats! Patriot Hater Ryan crossed that line and may now face The Foxboro Guillotine! Sharpen the blade! May the brunt of Bill Belichek’s blade descend upon you with lightning quickness! Treason! Villain! How can one not select the Pats. Surely this puts Ryan’s ownership status in question. Non-partisan bystander Deland has been selected to chair the “how could he have done that” panel to review possible grounds for suspension from the league. Evidence points to the Pats taking video of Ryan choosing against them. More to come🏈
Beat to all,
Deland
The other travesty this week arose from Westmoreland. Imagine a New Englandah even thinking about not taking the Pats! Patriot Hater Ryan crossed that line and may now face The Foxboro Guillotine! Sharpen the blade! May the brunt of Bill Belichek’s blade descend upon you with lightning quickness! Treason! Villain! How can one not select the Pats. Surely this puts Ryan’s ownership status in question. Non-partisan bystander Deland has been selected to chair the “how could he have done that” panel to review possible grounds for suspension from the league. Evidence points to the Pats taking video of Ryan choosing against them. More to come🏈
Beat to all,
Deland
Sunday, December 8, 2019
A pre-audit audit
Hey Commish, I did not pick the Raiders. I picked the Titans to win that contest. Please make this correction.
Omaha
Omaha
Thursday, December 5, 2019
Tuesday, December 3, 2019
A Clean Audit
Congrats to our Commish for getting through Week 13 without errors.
Omaha
CEO Auditing Dept.
VP Quality Control
Director Human Resources
Chief of Investigations
Supervisor of Housecleaning
Senior Visible Member, Advisory Council
Omaha
CEO Auditing Dept.
VP Quality Control
Director Human Resources
Chief of Investigations
Supervisor of Housecleaning
Senior Visible Member, Advisory Council
Sunday, December 1, 2019
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